Man Keeps Saying ‘Oooft’ Aloud Like He Thinks Those Around Him Enjoy Cringing
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"Oooooft," he said.
"See what happened with Brexit this morning? It'l be hard to come back from this, I reckon."
Nobody...
“They Reckon It’s Going To Be Even Hotter Tomorrow” Says Terrified Senior At Reception
A grandmotherly coworker at the front desk has today hinted to the fact that she's at that age where these kind of heatwaves can...
Queenslander Proudly Declares Hatred Of The Practicality And Convenience Of Daylight Savings
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A Queensland native living across the border has been skiting to his southern friends today about how he and his fellow Queenslanders...
Moderate Liberals Meet With Oncologist To Discuss Removing God From Party Post-Election
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A number of the self-described 'sane' members of The Liberal Party met with a prominent Canberra oncologist this afternoon,...
City Worker Dreams Of One Day Being Wealthy Enough To Engage The Services Of An Architect
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A largely downtrodden and overworked young professional has revealed her dream of one day being wealthy enough to engage...
Full Extent Of Heatwave Revealed After Dad Confirms ‘It’s Not Cold’
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The true nature of the heatwave currently gripping large parts of the country has been uncovered today, after a local father of 3...
Office Brexit Expert Answers Questions Like He Knows What He’s Talking About
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A self-described Brexit expert working in a French Quarter architecture practice has spent the morning answering his coworker's questions...
Yoga Enthusiast Somehow Manages To Refrain From Doing Shit Pose In Every Holiday Photo
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Sammy Leech, a local yoga enthusiast holidaying in Bali, has bucked yogi protocol today after she made it through her entire 8-day retreat...
Used Bus Condom Wins Local Preselection For Clive Palmer’s United Australia Party
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A popular condom found earlier this week inside out and stuck to a local bus has won preselection for...
Pacific Highway Bypass Well Received By Coastal Town That Just Built A KFC With 80 Car Parks
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The prominent coastal town has today praised the state and federal government for their tireless efforts in keeping potential tourists, or just...
