Non-Cricket Fan Wonders If This Is How People Who Don’t Like Game Of Thrones Feel
LOUIS BURKE | Fantasy| CONTACT
Unable to catch a ball or pick up a bat without pretending it is a sword forged of Valyrian steel, non-cricket fan...
Heatwave Warning Cancelled As Egg Cracked Onto Road Fails To Cook
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Bureau of Meteorology has cancelled the heatwave morning for the wider Betoota district after an egg cracked onto...
St Vinnies Not Happy With Marie Kondo
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Donation charities from around Australia have today criticised Japanese 'tidying' expert Marie Kondo for the increase in useless shit being dumped in...
Suburban Dad Of Teenage Girls Needs To Have A Few Beers After Discovering What ‘WAP’ Means
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A suburban father of two popular teenage daughters has today been rattled to his core, after watching youtube a certain video and...
Healthy Harold Agrees To Test Pills Because He Wants Everyone To Be Happy And Safe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-larges | Contact
Children's healthy living advocate Healthy Harold has announced that he's prepared to test illicit drugs on himself instead of...
Link Established Between Winning Tennis Matches And Being Good To Those Who Support You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Scientists from Australia's peak scientific body, the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO), have discovered a link this...
Clive Palmer Arrives At Menindee Lakes With Deep Fryer And A Couple Bags Of Frozen Chips
The sight of more than a million fish floating belly up on the Darling River at Menindee has left the nation in a state...
Caravan of Office Drones Arrives Just In Time To Fuck The Line Up At Local Lunch Spot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just as Marty Dalrymple rounded the bend into McAlister Street in the Old City District, he was delighted to...
Long Running Aussie Soap Opera Surprises Viewers With Late Season Car Crash
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Long-running weeknight drama Indoors, Outdoors has made a bold decision to spice things up a bit with an ambiguous car crash at...
Series Of Leaked Bender Videos Show Australian Sportsmen Being Funny C–ts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A series of controversial videos leaked to social media have rocked the sporting world this week, as Australian football fans learn that...
