Farmer Who Just Got Some Good Rain Says He Could Probably Do With A Little More
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite getting 240 points over the weekend, a far south-west grazier has told The Advocate that he could probably...
Secret Service Realise Trump’s Sons Have Been Stuck On Fyre Island For Over 18 Months
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As both Netflix and Hulu release two rivalling documentaries about the failed 'Fyre Island' festival at the same time, the President's closest...
Bouncer Has His Eye On Local Pool Game That’s Been Going For 40 Minutes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Concentrate Tino!"
"Just hit it gently this time. No! No! No! We're smalls!"
A gaggle of juvenile delinquent wrecks somehow managed...
Pauline Refuses To Acknowledge It’s Getting Hotter After Accidentally Locking Self In Car
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Proving once again to be a true representative of the people, Senator Pauline Hanson has accidentally locked herself in...
Teens Urged To Forget Climate Change And Focus On Paying Off HECS
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Australian high school students who staged a class walk-out to raise awareness for climate changed have been heavily criticised...
Local Doofer Ready To Tell You Every Story About When He Was Doing Heaps Of Acid In Europe
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A weekend adventure with easy going party types has turned sour as seasoned doofer, Joel Anderson (32), is preparing to tell you...
Jumper Receives Rare Summer Call Up As Man Makes Trip To Movies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local idiot who’s been going to the movies his whole life nearly failed to take a jumper into the cinema, despite knowing...
Off Milk Stays In Fridge Just In Case The Next Person Needs It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Drought resource management has kicked into high-gear at a French Quarter share house as a bottle of off milk has remained in...
Man Without Stake In Society Wears Cannabis Leaf Hat In Public
LOUIS BURKE | Fantasy| CONTACT
Unregistered voter Patrick Mulroney (34) has stuck it to the man and put himself first in line to be stopped by coppers...
WhatsApp Group Brainstorms Best Way To Deal With It Being Fucking Hot And Also Friday
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For residents of the humble inland oasis that is the town of Betoota, the blistering heat has forced their hands somewhat this afternoon....
