Wendy From Work In Foul Mood After Colleague Forgets The Names And Order Of Her 32 Grandkids
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A local accountant has today had a bit of a dummy spit over the inability of her colleagues to keep track of...
Pokie-Free Pub Balances Books By Underpaying Staff
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A popular pokie-free gastro pub in our town's French Quarter has come under fire today after the operators were...
Distraught Tony Abbott Immediately Boards Flight To UK To Be There For Poor Prince Philip
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has paused all duties talking shit about about Malcolm Turnbull on Twitter and 2GB today, and boarded...
Local Dog Pretends He’s OK With Living In An Apartment
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A popular French Quarter Labrador has laughed off the suggestion he'd like a backyard this morning, telling The Advocate...
Local Community Figure Does A Burnout For The Kids
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A legendary local man has today done a burnout after being asked.
In what is often viewed as a bit of a treat...
Liberals Nervous As Incoherent Drunk From Kallangur Pub Announces Plans To Run Against Dutton
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Morrison's Coalition government are reportedly in damage control this morning, after an announcement from the pokie room of a prominent gaming venue...
Huntsman And Local Man Begin Symbiotic Anti-Mosquito Relationship
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A loveable fuck up and a large huntsman spider have agreed to coexist in his Betoota Heights Hotondo monstrosity...
“Curse Of Drake” Confirmed After Canadian Rapper Is Spotted Wearing Parramatta Eels Hoodie
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A long held theory in the sports world has been confirmed today.
The theory, scientifically dubbed the 'Drake Curse,' is that whoever...
Prime Minister Morrison Becomes First Person In Recorded History To ‘Green Out’ From Kava
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As the debate surrounding the legalisation of harm-reduction methods such as pill-testing at music festivals continues to gather momentum, Prime Minister Scott...
Psychopath Cafe Owner Suggests Talking To Uncaffeinated Strangers Is OK
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A local small business owner in the Betoota's Old City District has drawn the ire of a number of locals this morning after...
