Morrison’s Horrified Housekeeper Finds Stash Of X-Rated Captain Cook Magazines Under His Bed
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The nightwatchman has taken another hit today, after the resignation of his family housekeeper.
The traumatised public servant is believed to have handed in...
Young Byron Mum Caught Refilling Aesop Bottle With Palmolive
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One Northern Rivers online Bali-made jewellery retailer has today been forced to admit to decanting supermarket-brand hand soap into empty luxury skin care...
Young Labor Volunteer Mistakes University Politics For Having A Personality
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A local 19-year-old, who intends on spending the next four years arguing about whether or not the 100 or so other people...
All 4 Of Man’s Friends Living In London Currently Putting Snowfall On Their Instagram
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"Is this supposed to impress me?" he asked nobody in particular.
"Snow? I'd be on a bucks in Saudi Arabia!"
Gently...
Popularity Of AFLW Gives Failed Athlete Dad Even More Opportunities To Live Through His Kids
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A Melbourne dad who is already flogging his sons through two seperate pre-seasons for both school and club Aussie rules squads has...
Survey Finds Anthony Mundine Has A Better Chance At Winning Gilmore
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Friend of the Prime Minister, Warren Mundine, is the Liberal's candidate for the Federal Division of Gilmore at this...
Rest Of The World Not Sure Why Teenage Boys Were So Keen On Attending An Anti-Abortion Rally
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As American continue to debate what actually happened during the videotaped encounter between a Native American man and a group of high school...
“I Was Amazing”: Musician Alex Lloyd’s Autobiography Slated For Mothers’ Day Release
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Musician Alex Lloyd, once touted by Rolling Stone magazine as Australia's spiritual answer to Junior Kimbrough, has announced today...
Morrison Proposes Mount Rushmore-Style Tribute To Captain Cook On Uluru
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Scott Morrison has today responded to claims that he has confused Matthew Flinders with Captain Cook in about six different press conferences...
ABC Wondering How Hollywood Manages To Find Actual Islanders To Play Islanders
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The ABC has today announced a new restructuring package expected to include focus groups with thousands of people not from inner-city Sydney...
