Melbourne Facing Crisis As Demand For Milk Crates Outweighs Demand For Actual Milk
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The free state of Melbourne city is facing an unexpected shortage of recyclable novelty furniture, as cafe owners say they can't possibly...
Mark Latham Probably An Anti-Vaxxer By Now
LOUIS BURKE| Sports Betting | CONTACT
Tabloids papers and other bodies with nothing better to do have been a buzz with an unverified story that is unlikely to surprise...
Local Boomer Remains Unconvinced An Entire Mattress Can Come In A Box
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of Glenn Campbell's favourite stories to tell his kids is that he was old enough to watch the...
Family Dressed In White Coming To Horrific Realisation They Are A Stock Image
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Betoota’s Old City District was the site of a morbid revelation earlier today as a Caucasian family dressed all in white sat in...
California’s Napa Valley To Be Renamed ‘Big Papi Valley’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The historical wine region of Napa Valley in San Fransisco's greater Bay Area has today announced a name-change to Big Papi Valley.
This...
Forecasted January Heatwave Takes Nation By Surprise Once Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australians from all walks of life rose to news this morning that they can expect a few hot days...
Morrison Denies Trying To Look Exactly Like The Leader The Coalition Got Rid Of 6 Months Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Scott Morrison has told the Daily Telegraph that he “won’t be dragged off to the right or left” of politics, as he...
Woman Suddenly Cares What Trump Is Doing Now That It’s Fucking Up Exchange Rate Ahead Of Holiday
TRACEY BENDINGER | Travel | Contact
The severity of Trump’s foreign policy failings and his gross incapability as President has finally hit home for one...
Local Millennial Still Never Sure If Pop Wants A Handshake Or Hug
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Life is never what is seems to local millennial Craig Taylor (26)
who can only consistently rely on the uncertainty...
Here’s Why 2019 Might Be Problematic
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Correct Opinion | Contact
If you’re reading this it’s 2019. Congrats, I guess.
By the time you are reading this I will be...
