Half Arsed Week Back At Work Justifies Hedonistic Weekend Blow-Out
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
With the national collective enjoying something that slightly
resembles the enjoyable period of nothingness between Christmas and
New Year, those who...
Man Discovers ‘She’ll Be Right’ Is Not An Effective Prescription On Worsening Medical Condition
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
A local bridge and wharf carpenter who sliced open his finger on an oyster is today realising that his self-prescription of...
Tuna Lover Again Finds Himself Explaining The Difference Between What He Eats And Cat Food
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
Local man Luke Watson has today found himself once again defending his choice of afternoon snack. Each day Luke likes to...
Man Seeks Legal Action After Drinking Pure Blonde And Still Getting Fat
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
A local Betoota man has decided to take on one of Australia’s largest breweries today after drinking the so-called low carb...
Local Girls Not Ashamed Of Table Of 20 Cocktails At Back End Of Happy Hour
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | CONTACT
There isn’t a shred of regret or shame emanating from Emily, Julie or Annabel tonight as they sit perched at a bar...
North West NSW Farmer Leaves Some Big Gaps Between Schooner Stripes As Rains Hit The New England
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some breaking news this afternoon, The Advocate was called to a pub in the New England region to examine the state of Chris...
Tony Abbott Binges 10 Seasons Of RuPaul’s Drag Race To See What The Fuss Is About
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Ex-Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been working hard this week, claiming to have binged all 10 seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race to...
NRL Integrity Unit Quietly Impressed Players Lasted 11 Days Before The First Scandal On Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Some time this afternoon, a video emerged online showcasing one of the National Rugby League's brightest young prospects engaging...
Overworked Canberra Public Servant Jealous Of His American Counterparts Still Off Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Staring holes through his computer monitor at an uncivilised hour of night, a Canberra-based public servant revealed he was...
New Evidence Suggests Australian Cotton Farmers Were Also Behind 9/11
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Eighteen-and-a-half years after the world changed for the worse forever, new evidence has emerged that suggests Australian cotton farmers...
