“I’m Better After A Few Drinks” Says Every Single Pool Player On The Planet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by National Geographic has found that there is not one person on the planet who doesn't think that he is...
Blue Bottles Introduced To South Bank Beach In Effort To Create More Authentic Experience
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Brisbane City Council is being hailed today for its new policy initiative to spruce up the famous South Bank Streets Beach.
The Council...
Townsville Also Considering Providing Minders For The Army Boys As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The city of Townsville has confirmed today that the new 'Minder' system might not just be implemented with the North Queensland Cowboys.
The...
Washed-Up Dead Turtle Placed In Recycling Bin After Vet Discovers It’s 80% Plastic
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A rare and critically endangered turtle was found dead earlier this week on the shores of Lake Betoota, sparking...
Juvenile Offender Hospitalised After Local Magistrate Throws Book At Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
There were chaotic scene this afternoon at the Betoota Ponds District Court after a local magistrate threw a large...
Andrew Broad Confirms He Can Fuck A River System Just As Good As His Woman
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
Special Agent Andrew Broad, who in a previous life moonlighted as a Nationals member of parliament, confirmed today...
Property Investors Begin To Panic After New Crack In Wall Of Opal Tower Only Sells For $1.2M
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Thousands of generational wealth hoarding post-war Australians have today demanded both the NSW government and the Federal government to do more to guarantee...
Report: Aviators Only Look Good On Elderly Sikh Men
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Mens Fashion Magazine GQ has announced this afternoon that elderly Sikh men are the only demographic who nail the whole aviators look....
Local Woman Trying To Remain Calm About Sock Slipping Further And Further Into Shoe
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
On the surface, Sophia Dell looks calm and ready, but if you scratched the surface she’s far from it.
As she walks, Sophia’s...
Nation Disappointed To Learn Warney’s Latest Plan To Fix Cricket Doesn’t Involve Him Playing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation has been left disappointed by the state of cricket in the country once again today.
This comes after cricketing legend Shane...
