Silly Season Winds Down Just As Man’s Piss Fitness Reaches Peak
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In what may be a blessing in disguise, a local man's arrival at peak 'piss fitness' has coincided with the wrapping up of...
Pub Chef Punching Dart In Loading Dock Probably Won’t Wash Hands Before Returning To Kitchen
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular sous-chef at the Betoota Dolphins Leagues Club probably won't wash his hands before returning to the kitchen...
Channel Ten To Survive Inevitable Death Of Free-To-Air TV With New Logo No One Recognises
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the last bastion of somewhat relevant free-to-air television wraps up for the year with a disappointing series loss to India, the once...
Group Of Nazis Photographed Clearly Acting Like Nazis Claim To Not Be Nazis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bunch of people who did Nazi salutes on the weekend while covering their lip John Cleese-style in tribute to Adolf Hitler while...
Local Bloke Convinces More Than 19 People To Vote For Him After Telling Ripper Yarn At The Pub
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local stock and station agent who has done a bit of living in his time has today managed to convince upwards of...
Local Yuppie Not Yet Concerned Enough About Gut Health To Power Through Kombucha
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local woman has confirmed today that she isn't quite ready to go all in on the whole Kombucha thing.
Kombucha is a...
Thickness Of Stripe On Button Up Found To Directly Correlate With How Far West That Bloke Is From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia's peak scientific body has revealed this morning that a link exists between the thickness of the stripes on...
New Study Finds Men Lack Gene That Enables Them To Change The Goona Wrap
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
In a ground-breaking new study, researchers at Australia’s peak scientific body have today revealed that men actually lack the specific gene...
Netflix Announce Sequel To Smash Hit Film Bird Box Based Around Current Australian Batsmen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some good news for Bird Box fans, the streaming giant Netflix has today announced that there will be a sequel today.
The...
Local IT Contractor Suggests We Open This Fucking Pit Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local information and technology gun-for-hire, Andy Belman (39) has today decided that it's time for willing participants to push or slam into...
