Selectors Appoint Overcast Showers To Open The Batting For Next Series
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some breaking news out of the developers capital of the country, Sydney, the Australian Cricket Selectors have announced sensational changes for...
Nike Slides Now Popular With Non-Filipinos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the calendar ticks over to 2019, now more than ever it has become acceptable for both men and women to dress...
Local Patriot Gently Explains To Pop That His Time Spent Fighting Germans Was Quite Unhelpful
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local neo-nazi skinhead Bryce Cantrell (19) says he is sick of the attitudes held by people who don’t seem to care about...
Senator Anning Worried African Gangs Might Spread Into His Ice Ravaged Hometown Of Gladstone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Controversial Independent Queensland Senator Fraser Anning has today issued a dire warning to the people of Queensland.
The Senator has explained that if...
70% Of Nation Currently Regretting Not Becoming Teachers
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
As the Christmas break comes to an end there’s an overwhelming sense of regret sweeping the nation. It’s not...
“Change Encryption Laws Or We’ll Pay Zero Tax Elsewhere” Says Tech Giants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Multinational tech companies are threatening to leave the country after the passing of the Access and Assistance Bill, which could cost the...
Morrison Hires Entourage Of Blokes Called ‘Macca’ To Appear More Like An Everyday Aussie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With the federal election on the horizon, Prime Minister/guy who got stuck covering a shift after everyone else bailed, Scott Morrison, has...
Report: 8 Doesn’t Turn Into 9 That Easily
TRACY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
A new year brings with it optimism and a chance for a fresh start. What it also brings is months of frustration...
Bill Shorten Proof That Australians Don’t Always Love An Underdog Story
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Folk stories of old and advertising agency’s consumer profiles indicate that Australians love to cheer for an underdog. However, it appears this...
Patriots Rally At St Kilda Loses Most Of Their Numbers To Summernats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Organisers of the 'political meeting' at St Kilda Beach have today condemned the Summernats car festival for distracting their supporter base.
Police are...
