Bag of Choccie Bullets in Nan’s Fridge Has Lasted Longer Than Previous Seven Prime Ministers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A tentative look into Nan’s fridge to see if she has any chilled Lido has uncovered a bag of chocolate bullets that...
Cool New Slowly Rotating Restaurant Opens Up On Top Floor Of Sydney’s Opal Tower
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the NSW Government and residential developers in Sydney face scrutiny over the possibility that every one of the 40,000 new high-rise...
Tradie Opening Passenger Door Responsible For Majority Of Ocean’s Pollution
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As the nation rushes to miss Paris Agreement emissions targets, a new threat has appeared as carpenter Gavin Rutledge (32) opened the...
Discarded Bottle Of Human Piss Plunges Sydney Trains Network Into Chaos
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Trains in the nation's worst city have been plunged into chaos this afternoon after a Sydney Trains employee discovered...
Study Confirms Gen X Are Just Boomers Who Like Star Wars
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A recent study conducted by Australia's peak scentific body, the CSIRO, has concluded and confirmed that Generation X are...
What Is And What Isn’t Newsworthy Not Important To Local Newspaper Editor At This Time Of Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"We can't put out a newspaper with blank pages in it!" he yelled.
"I don't care what it is, for...
Man’s Penchant For Straddling Barstools Directly Correlates To His Red Dead Addiction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
While to the casual onlooker, it might seem that Brett Dunaway has a bad case of hip dysplasia.
However,...
Subdued “Ooooo” Follows Failed Pokies Gamble
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Dropping five dollar bombs on Where's The Gold like a Lancaster over Dresden, a local punter's decision to gamble...
Remember When This Bloke Thought He Had Turnbull’s Job In The Bag, Lol
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Malcolm Turnbull finally confronts his political demise on ABC 7:30, Australians are looking back at the tumultuous end of his political...
