Skype Not Leaving Taskbar Without A Fight
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Online telecommunications app Skype has announced today that it is not leaving your taskbar without a bloody, gruesome fight.
Even after being replaced...
Inner-City Craft Beer Pub Forced To Close After Failing To Corner Paisley Shirt Market
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
French Quarter craft beer pub, the Gropey Sailor, has had to close its doors after failing to corner the lucrative paisley shirt...
Christmas Officially Ends With Dad Frog MarchIng Wheelie Bin Full Of Bottles Out Front At 7AM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the family home now nothing but a bare space of settling dust, it appears that the Christmas festivities are officially over...
Cronulla Sharks Blame David Warner For Shane Flanagan’s Breach Of 2014 Peptides Ban
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
David Warner is once again having fingers pointed at him today.
This time, it's the Cronulla Sharks who are blaming the former Australian...
MCG Curator Elects To Use Defibrillator Instead Of Light Roller This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the curators of the Melbourne Cricket Ground has told reporters this morning that he tried overnight to...
Lifeguards Sigh As Yet Another Kook Dad Runs Directly Into Rip Tide
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Oh for fucks sake!" he sighed.
"I've only just got dry. Hey! Hey!! You!"
But they didn't hear local lifeguard...
Even The Nephews And Nieces Have Noted How Shamefully Pissed You Were Yesterday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
As the the sore heads try to pretend they aren't sore, the extended family makes their way back to the living area that...
Christmas Presents Once Again Fail To Live Up To 2003 Guinness Book Of World Records
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the 16th time in as many years, this year's Christmas gifts haven't even gotten close to the excitement that came with...
Out-Of-Form Older Cousin Emits Aggressive ‘Tssss’ Sound As He Fires Off Reckless Bouncer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A former sporting great turned sports-betting great has today proven to the the younger members of his extended family that he has...
Stomach Yet To Register The Non-Stop Consumption Of Cherries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent study by the Australian Farmers Federation, in partnership with both the CSIRO and Australian Bureau Of Statistics has found that...
