Report: “It Would Mean A Lot To Your Grandmother If You Came”
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A recent report by mum, dad and the uncles and aunties has found that it's just an hour out of your day.
Short...
Man Still Greeting Partner With A Strong Hand On Back And A Whispered “G’Day Mate”
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A French Quarter young professional revealed this morning that her boyfriend of seven years still finds it funny to...
Uncle Darryl Asks Family To Excuse His French Before Launching Into Latest Tirade
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Christmas Eve drinks at 34 Benson Street in Betoota Heights is beginning to deteriorate and old scabs are starting...
Pop Feigns Interest In The Snapchat Account His Grandkids Just Created For Him
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"Oh, okay. So what do I do now?" asks 76-year-old Robert Kelic.
His 12-year-old grandson excitedly runs him through the ropes of his...
Local Gemini Is Incompatible With Leo Girlfriend According To Purple-Haired Auntie
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Short of running out the front door and throwing himself under the D45 bus to the French Quarter, there's...
Coalition Announce Plan To Build Giant Coal-Powered Spiders As Seen In Wild Wild West
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Australia is not only under attack from homosexuals, fornicators and climate scientists, it's also under attack from communism.
That's according...
Man Who Was Elected After Spending Two Years Promising A Wall Shocks World By Building A Wall
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US President Donald Trump has vowed a "very long" government shutdown if Democrats do not fund his border wall, even though he said...
Country Boy Returning Home For Christmas Exhausts Tinder Pool In 35 Seconds
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Local man Adam Smithfield has today found himself in a different kind of drought to the one that his farming...
Mum Rolls Eyes After Learning Auntie Jackie Will Be Cooking Turkey This Year
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A family braces for a culinary disaster today after learning that Auntie Jackie has been put in charge of cooking the...
Little Cousin Fishes Beer Out Of Esky Like He Thinks His Mum’s Eyes Are Painted On
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Betoota Heights Year 10 student Sam appears to have grown a set of balls as well as a hankering...
