Tasmanians In Melbourne Airport Line Up For Carry-On Donuts Like War-Time Rations
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An excited batch of Tasmanians coming home from a trip in the mainland are currently lining up outside the Melbourne airport's Krispy Kreme...
Local Greek Tears Up At Sight Of World’s Biggest Concrete Slab At Port Of Brisbane
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A local Greek papou has been brought to tears today by the sight of twelve and half acres of pure polished concrete.
After months of...
Woman’s Day Readers Distraught To Learn Of Lleyton And Bec’s 3285th Divorce
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A photo of Bec Hewitt having an emotive phone call at a local cafe has all but confirmed the fears of thousands of...
Bloke At Urinal Gets In A Good Ten Second iPhone Scroll
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Out of fear of being bored for the minute or so he may be spend facing the concrete wall of the men's bathroom...
Bob Katter Brought To Tears By Underlying Message Of Equality In ‘Same Love’
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Maverick North Queensland MP Bob Katter has drastically changed his stance on same-sex marriage after being 'seriously moved' by...
North Queenslander In State Of Panic After Stumbling Onto Sydney Airport Travelator
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A polite North Queensland Cowboys fans is not far off hyperventilating right now, as he and his luggage are transported across a Sydney...
Cold Chisel Apologises For Bringing Politics Into Sport By Singing Khe Sanh In 2015
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Jimmy Barnes has come out publicly today to apologise on behalf of his band for 'bringing politics into sport' by singing the hyper-critical...
Abbott Vows To Tear His Entire Family Apart To Protect Australian Family Values
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Tony Abbott has today declared that he will gladly tear his entire family apart if it's what he needs to do to protect...
Boss Glances Over His Shoulder Before Telling Shittest Joke Ever Told
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The 3pm slump in energy usually befalling BSC Accounting, Central Betoota, was partially cast aside today as team manager Andrew Winton (40) quickly...
Local Degenerate Tells Himself Listerine Is Just As Good As Brushing
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A local grub that hasn't got enough time to brush his teeth but is able to spend three hours in the pub each...
