Healthy Acai Bowl Breakfast Followed By Greasy Pad Thai And Can Of Coke For Lunch
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A local bloke's healthy working week has come to a screeching halt this afternoon, after he was unable to continue the positive trend...
Monday Breakfast Of Acai Berries Makes Up For 97 Schooners Consumed Over Weekend
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A local bloke has kicked off his working week with a fruit-heavy breakfast which has completely negated the horrific things he did to...
Rich Old White Bloke Finds Himself Bored Enough To Worry About Freedom Of Speech
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A wealthy old codger who plays a lot of golf and has a double-barrelled last name is really worried about losing his inherent...
Soph Tells Showboating Blake To Pull His Fucken Head In And Stop Being A Halfwit
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Well after a spicy opening episode on Wednesday, Sophie Monk and her merry gang of toxic meatheads did not disappoint on...
Soph Says She’s Chasing A Real Rip The Scab Off A Tin And Shoot Shit Type Operator
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The broad Goldie accent of Sophie Monk was in full flight last night as she attempted to navigate her way through twenty pissed...
Mark Latham’s Kids Explain Their Dad Thinks Twitter Is Actually Google Search
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Nigel Latham, the oldest son of Mark Latham has today apologised to both the family of the late Dr G Yunupingu, as well as...
Greens Leader Richard Di Natale Hosts Super Zen Yoga Sesh On Parliament Lawn
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Senator Richard Di Natale has earnt praise in the halls of Parliament House this week, after attempting to defuse the hostilities and tensions...
Abbott Spotted Outside His Daughter’s House Spraying Hose Into Australia Post Box
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Former Prime Minister and current face of the Australian 'No Campaign' Tony Abbott has been photographed today spraying a hose into a...
Baby Boomer Who’s Lied On 40 Years Of Tax Returns Says He’s Sick Of Funding The ABC
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A local man who files fraudulent tax returns every year has thrown his support behind Pauline Hanson and her proposed ABC reforms.
The 63-year-old...
Unattended Boyfriends Bond Over Memes While Placed Outside Female Fashion Outlet
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Two complete strangers have formed a lifelong bond while desperately trying to stimulate their brains in the depths of Betoota's boutique shopping district.
Pat...
