Nearby WiFi Networks Add To The Awkwardness Of Showing Someone A Video In A Social Setting
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A local punter's afternoon catch up has been spoiled today, after he was ambushed by every single WiFi network in the Betoota Metro...
Cold War Between Housemates Over The Washing Up Enters Seventh Day
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Depending on which one you talk to, each member of an infamous sharehouse in Betoota's Old City district will...
Bloke Who’s Been Overseas Once In His Life Doesn’t Get Jet Lag Apparently
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A local bloke who spent a fortnight in New York City in 2015 is absolutely immune to the condition known as as jet...
Investigation: How A Caption As Simple As ‘F R I D A Y’ Took 46 Minutes To Come Up With
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An avid Betoota-based Instagram user has today given a kick to her most recent upload - by describing the photograph with a spaced...
Queensland Just Glad All Of Our Statues Are Good Blokes Who Only Oppressed NSW Rugby League
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The Wally Lewis statue is the newest historical monument to be scrutinised today – as the global debate about glorifying unsavoury historical figures in...
Bleeding Heart Lefties Call To Remove Ivan Milat Statue From Belanglo State Forest
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Conservative commentators and the seven or so thousand people that watch their late night programs on Sky News, are fuming today -...
Dastyari Pulls Out Discman With Burnt CD Of Eminem Show After Mum Goes To Bed
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After a big day of being pushed around by adults who just don't get it, Federal Senator Sam 'Dasher' Dastyari has turned to...
Man says he’s ‘stiffer than a boogie board’ this morning after first net session back
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An explosive return to Australia's only true national sport has left one local man feeling a worse for wear this morning.
Mike Fairfax, a...
Local Man Risks Life By Making ‘Reow’ Noise In Heat Of Argument With Girlfriend
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Local bloke, Stew Pidcarnt (31) has just flown about as close to the sun as you'd wanna fly.
After a heated argument with...
Both Floyd and Conor Admit They Wouldn’t Be Able To Take Stone Cold In His Prime
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As the world's of MMA and proffesional boxing look set to clash for the first time in contract tomorrow night, there are...
