USyd Erects Bronze Statue Of Brave Activist That Told People To Enrol Last Night
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Sydney's inner-west suburb of Newtown is today commemorating the hard work and sacrifice of Australian civil rights activists with a new statue,...
Office Pisshead Asks If Everyone’s Still On For Staff Drinks In 6 Hours
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A local bloke at work has made point of reminding everyone that there was talk earlier this week about staff drinks.
Corby Eatons (33)...
Majority Of Australian Women Born After 1980 Struggling To Find Anyone As Hot As Drazic
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Local woman, Sarah Parsonson (31) is starting to have second thoughts about settling down with her current boyfriend of five years, Alex.
The fact...
NRL Community Still Too Scared Of Ian Roberts To Vote No On Same-Sex Marriage
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As national debate rages over the proposed changes to the marital act, religious federal politicians such as Tony Abbott and Scott Morrison have...
Tasmanian Girl Returns From Mainland With Exciting Fables Of Traffic Lights And Pasta
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A 19-year-old Tasmanian girl has held court for days with her vast litter of exotic and exciting fables, upon returning home to her...
Artist’s Impression Of New Urban Development Fails To Include The Methadone Clinic
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An artist's impression of a new library, holistic wellness centre and high-roller casino planned for the site of South Betoota's historic Masonic...
Annoying Bloke At Work Thinks He’s Kerry Packer After Putting $10 On Winx
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An annoying bloke from work obviously doesn't punt much, because he's getting all worked up about making about 80 cents off a...
Catholic Schools To Deal With All The Pedos Once They Get Rid Of The Gay Students
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Australia's Catholic church has today revealed they will deal with the whole deeply entrenched culture of protecting child abusers, once they fire teachers,...
Wallabies Fan Blames Current State Of Game On Public School System’s Lack Of Taste
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A die-hard Wallabies fan says Australian rugby is in such a poor state because the growing underclass don't understand or care about the...
Sunday Playing With Phone Session Interrupted By Drinking, Human Interaction
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A group of local friends had their mindless Facebook scrolling abruptly halted this afternoon after a couple of...
