RSL Debuts Fun New Kids Menu
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Councillor Keith Carton says the new entertainment and dining options at the Betoota RSL will be a great addition to the eight-bar-two-restaurant community club...
AEC Reminds Millennials That Pro-Gay-Marriage Facebook Filters Do Not Count As Votes
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As of September this month, The Australian Bureau of Statistics will be conducting the Australian Marriage Law Postal Survey - a non-binding, very expensive...
Pauline Feeling Self-Conscious After Beaudesert Hair Salon Botches Her New Highlights
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One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has today turned up to Parliament wearing a full burqa, after her South-Brisbane hairdresser by the name of...
Barnaby Polishes Up On His Haka At Maroubra PCYC Ahead Of All Blacks Visit
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Australian Deputy Prime Minister and dual-Kiwi-citizen Barnaby Joyce has refused to comment on whether or not he will be leading the All Blacks Kapa...
Local Priest Mistakes Man’s Confession About Sex Crimes As A Job Application
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Controversial local Catholic priest, Father Ricepell, has today embarrassed both himself and an anonymous penitent - who had approached the confession booth to...
Barnaby Joyce Already Looking For Scaffolding Work On Gumtree
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It is believed that Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is already on the job hunt this evening, after being made aware by...
Barnaby Joyce Spotted Drinking Tui Long Necks Out Of A Wooden Crate In Logan Pub
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The question marks around Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce's citizenship are beginning to swirl rapidly after photos have emerged of the former...
Report Finds IKEA Outlets Make Up 85% Of All Outskirt Suburbs In Nation’s Cities
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A recent report by the Australian Population Policy Taskforce has found that a large portion of semi-rural suburban areas...
Local CEO’s Teenage Daughter Discovers Boys 6 Months Into $200k Horse Riding Phase
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The fact that his daughter's brand new horse has sat locked in a stable for four weeks without once feeling the brand new...
Lucy Leaves Out Malcolm’s Brown Leather Jacket To Remind Him Of Who He Used To Be
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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has stood frozen with guilt for close to five minutes, after catching a glimpse of his iconic leather jacket...
