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Four Corners: NSW Accused Of Dumping Rubbish North Of The Border Into QLD

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Premier will seek urgent talks with the Premier of New South Wales today over the dumping of waste north of...

Country Girl Now Living In Byron Fails To Mention How Many Cows Her Dad Has Killed

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The daughter of a prominent St George cattleman has today had a close call - after her old man sent her a strip...

NSW Premier Suggests Disguising Homeless As Council Workers With Hi-Vis Clothing

NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has today proposed a resolution to the current rise of visible homelessness in the most expensive city in Australia, Sydney. Yesterday the...

Bloke With Blocked Sinuses Notifies The Boys That He Won’t Be Chipping In For Anything

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who currently suffering from thick nasal mucus has made it clear to his mates at the pub that he won't...

Triple J To Be Renamed Tash Sultana FM

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's youth radio Triple J has today officially come clean about how obsessed they are with the 22-year-old Australian musician, singer-songwriter and looping artist, Tash Sultana. The...

Local Leftie Offended By The Insensitive Misuse Of The Word ‘Triggered’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local leftie, Max Noff-Lake (31) is appalled and disgusted today about some of the right-wing vitriol being used against him while pointlessly arguing...

Abbott Family Sibling Rivalry Heats Up As Tony Tries To Block Gay Marriage

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The decades-old rivalry between Tony Abbott and his sister Christine Foster has ramped up this week, as the Former...

White Collar Who Just Started Working Out Wonders If He Could Handle Himself In Prison

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A white collar worker who has noticed that his arms are a bit firmer than usual has today begun day-dreaming about physical confrontations,...

Wallabies Study CFMEU Chants As A Possible Option For An Australian-Style Haka

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Wallabies have been spotted this week observing the unique Australian cultural ritual of telling your boss to get fucked, as a...

Kiwi Version Of Ninja Warrior To Include Eight-Storey Scaffolding Course

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New Zealand version of Ninja Warrior is set to be a ratings hit across both the South Island, North Island and South...

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