Every Single Musician At Splendour Absolutely Killed It, Confirms Triple J
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Every single one of the 101 acts to appear at the 2019 Splendour In The Grass music festival had the best gig of...
Dad Lets Son’s Guitar Teacher Know That He Used To ‘Jam A Bit’ Back In The Day As Well
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Erskineville local Tim Pepper, who hasn't seen a live band play since the Olympics Closing Ceremony, has today assured his son's guitar...
Clive Palmer Listed As 2017 Archibald Finalist With Breathtaking Self-Portrait
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Retired politician and Queensland mining icon, Clive Palmer has blown away the insular Australian art community today, after being listed as an...
Entire Population Of Australia Uncomfortable With How They Pronounce The Name ‘Siobhan’
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A recent report by Australian Bureau Of Statistics has found that anyone who isn't directly of Irish heritage should avoid naming their daughter...
Di Natale Visits His Nonna’s Village In Southern Italy To Make Sure He’s Not Still A Citizen
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Australian Greens Party leader has been spotted in his grandmother's native village in Southern Italy today, just to double check he isn't listed...
Confirmed: Tom Tilley Still A Shit Root
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that Triple J presenter, Tom Tilley is definitely a low-quality sexual partner.
Professor Ben Okine-Kingsmill from...
“Arr Boy Conor Is Gun To Nook That Kont Out” Says Nation’s Concreters
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On worksites across the country, Australia's concreting professionals have today declared that Irish professional mixed martial artist and professional boxer Conor Mcgregor will knock...
Teaching Staff Blown Away By How Well Kid From Broken Home Scrubbed Up For School Formal
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A student who will be either be incarcerated soon after graduation or throwing shit into skip bins for the rest of his life...
Gould Confirms Not Since Era Of Gladiatorial Combat Have We Seen Competition So Fierce
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Tonight's game III decider of the 2017 State Origin series represents the final frontier - civilisation against savagery, the will to go on...
Ticket Inspectors Admit They Only Show Up The One Day You Decide To Fucking Risk It
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A local spokesperson from the Chartered Union Network of Ticket Survelliance (CUNTS) have today admitted that ticket inspectors actually work towards only being...
