Report: Mum’s Old CD Collection Is Actually Pretty Lit Except For All The Dido
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A recent report conducted by the Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA) has found that even though you used to think mum's music was...
Daily Mail Accidentally Use Photo Of Indie Rock Group ‘Gang Of Youths’ In Apex Story
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The frontman of a Sydney indie-rock band, Gang Of Youths, has today come out publicly denying any association with the...
Bucks Party Sitting In Neutral Until Father-Of-The-Bride Fucks Off
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A local groom's pre-wedding party has spent the last two hours idling between conversational and full blown piggery, as guests respectfully wait for...
Drunk Man Outsmarts Tomorrow’s Hangover With Sports Drink On Way Home From Pub
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A midweek piss-up that accidentally went a bit late will not result in any repercussions at work tomorrow, says a local man who...
Fairfax Looking For Other Fun Nightlife Strips To Shut Down To Keep Domain Pumping
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Having eventually realised that they aren't going to be able to stay afloat through print news, the Fairfax media empire has today...
Local Man’s Dry July Lasts 48 Hours Before He Convinces Himself He Cares About Serbian Tennis
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A Betoota man supposedly gives a shit about some tennis match involving a player who's named he learnt last night and will...
Channel Ten To Claw Back Ratings By Locking Drunk Bogans In A House On The Goldie
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Embattled Australian media empire, Network Ten, has today revealed that they have been kidding themselves by putting anything other than the tried...
Bloke From Hometown Apparently Sick Of Two-Faced Dogs Talking Shit Behind His Bak!!
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An acquaintance that is roughly the same age as you from your regional hometown has today given insight into a snippet of...
Friday Drinks Gaining Serious Momentum After A Couple Of The All Time Greats Come Steaming In
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A group of old mates are currently texting their girlfriends and mothers to ask what the plan was for...
Cory Bernardi Puts On A Bit Of Creed And Ponders How Australia Became So Perverted
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Minor Party Senator Cory Bernardi has this afternoon put on his favourite song 'Arms Wide Open' from the second...
