Ipswich Mayor Polling Well With Voters After Being Arrested On Assault Charges
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Outgoing Ipswich mayor, Paul Pisasale, is considering another a run at politics after voters repsonded favourably to him spending last...
Husband Misses Birth Of First Child In Order To Be At Home For Bloke Installing NBN
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Birdsville man, Andre Dodds (29), the last six months have been spent getting everything ready for a new arrival.
Both...
Entire Pub Wonders If Bloke Paying For Beers With A Green Note Is A Drug Dealer
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Local man, Jai Smyth has just paid for a beer with a green one hundred dollar note, which means he may as...
P-Plater Drives Sideways Over Speed Bump To Avoid Scratching Bodykit On 2004 Lancer
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A local 17-year-old has shown great responsibility today, by driving sideway over a suburban speed bump, in a cautious effort to not...
Prince Harry Told To Quiet Down By Baby Boomer Property Investor While Drinking In Sydney Pub
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Prince Harry has today learnt the hard way about what is expected of Sydney pub patrons in 2018.
While visiting the iconic Wounded Convict Hotel...
Blackfella Who Listens To TED Talks While Snowboarding Accused Of Appropriating White Culture
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An Aboriginal man who enjoys listening to TEDx and Joe Rogan podcasts while snowboarding at Thredbo has been accused of appropriating the...
Word Count Reached Comfortably With Two Pages Of Plain White Text At End Of Essay
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A local Betootan student enrolled at The University Of Western Queensland has comfortably reached the digital word count required in a recent assignment.
While...
Flesh-Lusting Homosexual Worried That Margaret Court Has Figured Out His Grand Plan
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A run-of-the-mill Satan-worshipping, flesh-lusting, sexually-perverted boykisser has today revealed that his entire secret society of LGBTI cultists are panicking that former Australian tennis star,...
Excited Teacher Veers Slightly Off Curriculum With Youtube Video Of 1995 Origin Biff
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An excited year 10 science teacher at Betoota High School, has been unable to hide his excitement surrounding tonight's NRL Resumption.
Halfway through...
Perth Zoo’s Escapee Orangutans Found Safe After Perfectly Integrating Into WA Society
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Yesterdays enclosure breach at Perth Zoo has reportedly been resolved completely - after staff were able to return the escaped orangutans back...
