NIDA Begins Running Women’s Self Defence Classes For Graduates Headed To LA
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The National Institute of Dramatic Art, Australia's most prestigious acting and theatre school has today announced several new disciplines will be added to their...
“Ready When You Are” Says Unprocessed Refugees After Entire Decade On Nauru
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After an entire decade of indefinite detainment on the tropical pacific island of Nauru, the war-weary families of men, women and children currently...
“What About My Freedom Of Speech?” Asks Man On National Television Ad
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A man who has had his opinions heard by people in every city and town around the country says he's worried that...
Nervous Helliar Rips Into The Schooners In A Hope To Build Karl-Like Rapport With Lisa
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Following the news that Lisa Wilkinson will be joining Peter Helliar, Carrie Bickmore and Waleed Aly on The Project, after ten years...
Report: Mum Should Have Never Gotten Rid Of The Silver 96 Commodore, Fuck It Was Good
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A recent report by the Department of Transport has found that the water-damaged silver 1996 Holden Commodore (VS) Equipe sedan that you grew up in,...
New Farm Nonno Furious At Amount Of Cheap Pasta Sauce Lost In QLD Tomato Wastage
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Outrage has swept across Australia at the recent news that 87% of tomatoes grown on a commercial Queensland farm were rejected due to...
Unemployable Uncle Wants To Know If Anyone’s Seen That Orchy Bottle He Had Earlier
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An unnecessarily stressed uncle is frantically searching through the bins for an orange juice bottle that he left in the kitchen a couple...
Uni Student Still Too Broke To Buy Free Range Eggs
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Like many Uni students, Marek Nowakowski (18) of the University of Betoota likes to at least look like he has a moral compass....
Nick Xenophon Feeds A Twenty Through Cleopatra To See What He’s Been Missing Out On
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With his career in Federal politics soon to be at an end, South Australian Senator Nick Xenophon has decided to get a taste...
“Vote No” Says Leader Of Church Solely Created To Change Definition Of Marriage
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The leader of a church that was only created so that King Henry VIII could remarry to another woman without having to cut his...
