Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott Retires From Family To Focus On His Politics
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today announced his retirement from his family to spend time with his politics and help himself through "serious career challenges".
This comes just weeks after the Prime Minister declared he was willing to tear both his immediate and extended family a part if it meant protecting the Catholic Church's interpretation of Australian family...
CSIRO: “Mr Abbott, What You’ve Just Said Is One Of The Most Insanely Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard. At No Point In Your Rambling, Incoherent Response Were You...
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The Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) have today released a statement in response to former prime minister Tony Abbott suggested climate change is “probably doing good”
The devout Catholic who staunchly defends his own 'opinions' regarding catastrophic man-made damages to the environment, gave a speech in his hometown of London, in which he likened policies to combat Climate...
Dulux Identify World’s Palest Shade Of White After Bill Shorten’s Appearance On NOVA
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What will back the rendered brick walls of suburban Australian McMansions be wearing next year? The shade of the near-future is a muted neutral-white, according to iconic paint company Dulux.
The company has declared that the newest colour identified by their scientists is known as Bill ShortenTM, a name meant to evoke a wider theme: the concept of carrying...
Grown Men That Fought Against 18C Say Their Feelings Are Being Hurt By Gay Teenagers
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In a bizarre coincidence, Australia's staunchest defenders of free speech are also the most vulnerable to mean tweets from gay activists, who they say are overly aggressive, intolerable and mean.
The grown men, most of who usually only make headlines in a slow news cycle with their comments about repealing section 18c from the racial discrimination act which makes...
Abbott Criticises Afternoon Shower For Mixing Politics With Weather Patterns
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Tony Abbott has caused controversy again today after an explosive rant at the earth's weather systems.
The former Prime Minister who last week criticised the NRL for allowing the US rapper Macklemore to play his 2nd highest rating song at the Grand Final because he said it promoted the “Yes” campaign, has caused a stir again today
After a slight rainbow...
Unemployed Scott Ludlam Says He Loves Being Able To Spend So Much Time On His Crop
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As one of two federal politicians who probably won't be working again this term due to citizenship issues, former Greens Senator Scott Ludlam says he's really loving the time off.
"It's mad" he says, while tying a bandana over his recently-bleached yellow hair.
"I've been needing this for a while, hey. Last year was a crazy one"
The Commonwealth will...
Self-Hating Millennial Pretends To Care About Weird Boomer Shit
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A prominent Gen-Y social commentator has been having a particularly hard time trying to harness the same audiences as Alan Jones and Steve Price, while also trying to avoid being a class and generation traitor.
Paul 'The Boomer Liason' Murray has for many years now made a career broadcasting hot button issues that really don't affect anyone from...
Gay Christians Fed Up With Having To Have Gay Sex Outside Of Gay Wedlock
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A couple of lavender-scented local blokes say that the Church should actually consider how many people are being forced to sin because they aren't allowed to get married.
The inner-Betoota bookshop owners say that they have tried their best to live a life in accordance with the Lord's word, but eventually they got sick of waiting for equal rights...
Queensland government announce buyback of deadly single-use plastic bags
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Coming just a day after banning single-use plastic bags, the Premier of Queensland has told the media this afternoon that the state government will establish a bag buyback scheme to start in 2018.
Annastacia Palaszczuk spoke to reporters briefly today after he the Queensland parliament voted to ban the environmental hazard.
"Today is a red-letter day for...
Miranda Devine Points Out Obvious Correlation Between Gay Marriage And Road Deaths
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The undeniably rise of road accidents in small town's that don't have any gay people can be directly attributed to the smug and irrational arguments for gay marriage, it has been confirmed.
After already making headlines for yesterday's column in the Daily Telegraph which linked Sydney City’s strong support for the YES campaign, and a Court inquest into suicides in...
