NBN Boss Says People Using The Internet May Be The Leading Cause Of Slow Internet
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NBN Co chief executive Bill Morrow has identified online gamers as a major cause of congestion on the network, stating if it wasn't for them using the internet, the internet wouldn't be as slow.
Morrow says that NBN Co is "evaluating" slowing down or limiting downloads for users during peak times in order to overcome these fixed wireless congestion...
Barnaby’s Tell-All Interview About Rooting An Employee Somehow Fails To Repair His Career
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In a shocking twist, Barnaby Joyce's political career is still in tatters, even after telling the entire country the intricate details behind a sexual affair with a much younger staffer who he ended up impregnating, on prime time television.
In a tell-all interview that literally everyone told him was a bad idea, Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has...
ABC Reportedly Offered Joyce 10-Pack Of Blackrats And Packet Of Smokes For Baby Story
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In the wake of the news that former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reportedly accepted at $150,000 payment for a tell-all story about his new family with Channel 7, it can be today revealed that the ABC's Four Corners had also made a bid for the rights.
Barnaby Joyce and his new partner, Vikki Campion, have reportedly sold the...
Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon Quits Politics To Focus On New Essential Oils Business
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Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon has announced today that she will retire in the next few months to focus on her Essential Oil distillation business.
The controversial senator from NSW whose been in the role for seven years now spoke to our reporters today about her reasons for stepping aside and allowing Mehreen Faruqi to fill the vacant Senate spot.
“Well,...
Andrew Hastie Fields Stern Phone Call From Sam Dastyari After Chinese Bribery Allegations
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Andrew Hastie, the Chair of the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has had to take an angry phone call from Sam Dastyari this morning after he leveled allegations of bribery and foreign influence at a Chinese National yesterday.
Andrew Hastie used parliamentary privilege to claim businessman Chau Chak Wing funded the bribery of former president of the UN General Assembly John Ashe,...
Man Who Let His Learners License Expire Says The People Running The Country Are Hopeless
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Local youth Taylor McGregor (25) penned a venomous Facebook status today stating ‘this government is bloody hopeless’ while he made his way home on foot, as his learner’s license to expired over a year ago.
With aspirations to one day get his provisional license and make a run at a diploma, McGregor states the inflated...
Reporters At Shorten’s Press Conference Distracted By Paint Drying On Wall Behind Him
Bill Shorten has had to interrupt reporters at a press conference this afternoon in an awkward state of affairs.
The Opposition Leader was talking about how slightly different his approach to the budget would have been in an address to a room of reporters from some of the major media outlets, as well as our own Channel Country publication.
However, after...
“The Money Needs To Come From Somewhere” Says Liberal Voter Wearing Tax Deductible RMs
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A corporate silverfox who thinks that the concept of public housing is just a result of learned helplessness says he'd like to know where the money is going to come from to increase welfare payments by $50 a week.
William Hugosmyth-Willingtley (55) says he's all for a fair go, but some people are just leeches.
"Mate, it's all good...
Study Fails To Find Anything Remotely Cool Or Practical About Using An Apple Watch
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Bad news for Apple fans, a recent study by the CSIRO has concluded that there's no redeemable benefit of owning an Apple Watch.
The results of the year-long research project were published this morning to mild outrage among local gadget enthusiasts and tech-savvy early adopters.
Detailing the 'cool factor' as well as the practicality of the...
Turnbull Concedes He Had To Give Banks Time To Shred Documents Before Royal Commission
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The Prime Minister has told the media this morning that he admits failures were made on his government's part in delaying the Royal Commission into the banking industry.
In addition to that, Malcolm Turnbull also conceded and defending his judgement - saying he had to give the banks time to prepare for the investigation.
"Mistakes were made and I accept...