Bloke Who Regularly Buys Pingers Off Strangers In Pub Bathrooms Not Sure What’s In This Jab
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A Betoota Heights local is a little suspicious of what’s in this new jab, given the short time frame it has been created...
Bloke Who Uses Cricket To Distract Nation From Bushfires Says Politics And Sport Don’t Mix
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has continued to chase the sugar hit he gets from saying deliberately inflammatory things, and today trotted out the...
PM Says Arthur Phillip Wasn’t Having A Flash Day When He Decided To Pack The Guns And Smallpox
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today doubled down on his argument that the 26th of January is a day worth celebrating, by...
Did You Know? Most Countries Don’t Celebrate The Day They Were Invaded By Colonial Settlers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
No way!
How weird's that?
Bit of pub trivia ammo for ya there; most other countries who were invaded actually don't choose to have...
Farmer Who Was Crying About Drought On 4 Corners 12 Months Ago Now Googling New Landcruisers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
"Easy tax write-off," laughs Graeme Thomas while he shows our reporter a picture of a brand new Landcruiser Sahara on his wife's iPad....
Punter Loudly Bragging About $500 Pokies Win Carefully Omits How Long He Sat There
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A bloke caught loudly bragging about a Pokies win to his mates today has carefully omitted the time, effort and money it took...
Tennis Stars Complaining About Quarantine Disrupting Training To Be Provided With Totem Kits
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australian Open organisers have today moved to appease the world's top tennis players, currently holed up in hotel Quarantine.
This comes after another...
“This Year Will Be Different,” Says Woman Listening To 12 Song Playlist From 2014
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local financial advisor Amara Baros (29) has made a promise to herself during her first week back at work.
“This year is going to...
Man Relaying Fun Story To Parents Pauses Carefully Edits Out The Pingers
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local bloke relaying a fun weekend story to his parents has allegedly almost put his foot in it, before remembering his audience...
Council Furious Over Mass Construction of Unapproved Dwellings
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Betoota County Council is reportedly furious after an investigation revealed a massive increase in illegally constructed dwellings over the holiday period.
The houses,...
