Liberal Party Staffer Alleges She Was Raped By Colleague In Parliam… VACCINE NEARLY HERE!!
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Health Minister Greg Hunt has today announced that 142,000 doses of the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine are nearly ready to go!!!
After months of saying...
Two Fa Deal At Servo Twists Tired Local Man’s Arm
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A
worn out local man has succumbed to his tired brain today.
Speaking
to us out the front of the Betoota Ponds servo on a...
Surfer PE Teacher Gives Drug Talk That Only Really Condemns ‘Today’s Hydroponic Shit’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local PE teacher Brian Campbell suffered the public indignity of teaching a sit-down theory class and having to act as if they are...
Millionaire Hot Seat Now The Last Remaining Avenue For Eddie McGuire’s Casual Racism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The elitist Victorian sense of humour - that makes fun of both Aboriginal people and toothless bogans - has taken a hit...
Boomer Housewives Of Sutherland Warn Craig Kelly One More Conspiracy Away From Getting Zali’d
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The most politically activated demographic of the southern end of the Sutherland Shire have decided they might have had enough of their...
Weeping Hedge Fund Billionaire Forced To Sell The Holiday House He’d Forgotten About
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The scales have tragically tipped in favour of the people as Redditors make history by actually achieving something this week.
Over the last...
Scotty From Marketing Looking Forward To Mixing Politics And Sport Again This Winter
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With January 26th now in his rearview, the head of the Federal Government's marketing department says he's keen to 'rip back in.'
Speaking exclusively...
Anthropologists Unable To Identify What Aussie Proud Boys In American Sportswear Are Proud Of
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As was confirmed yesterday in Melbourne's CBD, the Australian White Supremacy that has masked itself as working class patriotism for the last...
Bar Introduces 10 Seconds Of Thinking Music For Indecisive Girlfriends
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Betoota’s fourth favourite watering hole, The Seventh Giggling Cosmonaut (formerly known as the Imperial Hotel) has incorporated a unique feature into the...
Local Gen-Xer Celebrates 50th Birthday By Posting A Non-Ironic Minion Meme
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Local quilting enthusiast Sue Gravoy turned 50 on Thursday and marked the occasion with the traditional Gen-X symbolic Facebook posting of a...
