Uncle Gives The Double Honk While Pulling Out Of Nan’s Driveway After Lunch
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The first family member to pull the pin on a light lunch today has made a point of cheerfully giving two toots of...
Channel 7 Deletes Sunrise In Attempt To Shut Down Vile And Appalling Comments On Social Media
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Executive staff at Channel 7 have today informed the reactionary interns running their social media team that they need to shut down Sunrise's...
Dark Clouds Of Two Stroke Exhaust Hover Above Brisbane After 80 Mils Over The Weekend
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Every man and his dog is reportedly rushing home from work to fire up the mower after South-East Queensland received more than 150...
“I’ve Got Me Cables If You Need A Jump Start?” Says Egg Boy
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The new national hero that is Egg Boy has made more headlines this afternoon, after pulling up and asking a family broken down...
Local Patriot Who Worships Ned Kelly And Chopper Disgusted By Egg Boy’s Civil Disobedience
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A local far-right activist whose main interest outside sharing Neo-Nazi memes is his fetishising of Australian criminal folklore, says he is absolutely disgusted...
Australia Left In Shock After Witnessing Sincere And Competent Politician
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New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has created great confusion for the Australian audiences watching her press conferences over the last 48 hours.
As...
Scientists Uncover First Ever Woman To Be Happy With How She Looks In Passport Photo
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Scientists at the CSIRO Betoota Site revealed today that they have uncovered something that could be truly life changing to women across Australia,...
Ewww: Bride’s Cousin Catches The Garter
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A function space full of wedding guests let out a collective shudder last night as cousin of the bride Eric Kier (24) caught...
Indigenous Woman Facing Jail For Unpaid Fines Applies For Priesthood
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In a bold attempt at receiving a more lenient sentence, a young Indigenous woman without favour or finance has applied for a spot...
Nation Forced Into Most Productive Morning Of Work Since Early 2010
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The country's workforce has been coerced into being incredibly productive this morning, as most of the major social media platforms struggle with technical...
