Two Surfers End Up In Brawl After Disagreeing On Who Was More Stoked
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Two surfers have ended up in a brawl this afternoon after the two long-haired yahoos couldn’t agree on who was more stoked.
The brawl...
“We Are Going To Need A Fuckload Of African Teenagers To Survive This One” Abbott Tells Bolt
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The Member For Warringah has arrived at the high-hedges of Toorak this afternoon on a private jet, in an effort to defend his...
NSW Parliament’s Upcoming Easter Celebrations Classed As A ‘High-Risk Festival’
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian's plan to excessively monitor the recreational activities of young people appears to be working against her today, after her...
Remaining Fence Posts In North QLD Now Used For Slacklines After PETA Staff Finally A To Help The Cows
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After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin's grave and legitimately asking the world's pet-owner to only refer to their pets as...
Tarocash Robot Lets Out Long Beep And Looks On Longingly At Uni Pub Crawl
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A corporate robot who shops at Tarocash is today regretting the decision to sign away his life to big industry, after seeing a...
Local Sociopath Actually Sticks To One Beer Promise Down The Pub
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A known binge drinker has sent shockwaves through his friendship group this afternoon after sticking to his statement of only having one beer...
Naive Local Dog Thinks He’d Actually Enjoy Some Of Man’s Jungle Curry
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
This evening in a French Quarter terrace, one naïve good boy doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into.
“Nnnoooo, Toby, you silly sausage, you...
Every Single Dad In South East QLD Forced To Fix The Gutters After Decades Of Procrastination
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A category 2 cyclone has finally forced the hands of dad's across the South East Corner today.
As Cyclone Oma making its way...
German-Australian Community Prepare For The Worst As Cyclone Oma Arrives On The Gold Coast
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The German-Australian community has issued a severe warning for a large stretch of the east coast from Bundaberg in Queensland to Ballina in...
Fight At Train Station Far Enough Away To Enjoy
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Commuters at Betoota Ponds train station were in for an absolute treat this morning as a fight between two fare evading passengers...
