Local Woman Says Goodbye Forever To Clothes She’s Dropping At Dry Cleaner
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
If ever there was an earthly representation of a black hole, Costa’s Dry Cleaning on Quarry Road would be it.
Over the past 3...
Lime Bike In Living Room Indicates Housemate Got A Bit Sauced Last Night
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It didn’t take local woman Sarah Platts long to figure out what her roommate got up to last night after she walked out...
Takeaway Shop From 12 Suburbs Away Advertising To You On Facebook
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Social media user and aspiring human with a passion Kelly Wentworth (28) has felt a strange sense of joy, confusion and guilt...
Weird Cousin One Of Those Guys
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Like many of the households of Betoota Heights, the Lawsons consider themselves to be a wholesome bunch of regular people, a true...
Alarming Noise Emitted From Local Woman Found To Be Dog Video Related
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Police forces arrived at the home of local clerical worker Hayley Susing (24) after reports of high pitched screaming from her Flight...
Kraft Release Nut Free Peanut Butter To Accommodate Gen-Z
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Kraft has today announced a nut-free peanut butter to accommodate Gen-Z children with nut allergies that still want to eat peanut butter.
A...
Banking Sector’s Image Repaired After ANZ CEO Spends Entire Day Pretending To Be Poor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The worries and concerns of many in the banking sector have been alleviated today.
With the final report from the Royal Commission into...
Great Barrier Reef Takes To Social Media To Post Incredible #10YearChallenge Photo
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The nations greatest natural wonder has taken to it's social media channels this morning to post an incredible transformation picture.
Following the lead...
Triple J Confirm Hottest 100 Votes Are Ineligible Unless They Are Posted On Social Media
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In some breaking music news coming out of Sydney, it has been confirmed today that votes cast for Triple J's Hottest One Hundred...
Geoffrey Rush Thinking About Pulling A Spacey
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In some breaking news out of Sydney, Academy Award-winning actor Geoffrey Rush has revealed to The Advocate that he is contemplating pulling 'a spacey.'
Rush told...
