Little Cousin Wants To Know If You’ve Ever Heard Of Goon Of Fortune
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“ Have you guys ever played goon of fortune?” Chase Dall (15) asked his older cousins, while sitting around an outdoor table out...
Soon-To-Be Very Unwell Man Has Another Hash Brownie Because First Didn’t Work After 5 Minutes
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A local man who probably smokes pot once every two years, has today decided that he must have a high tolerance to...
“What About Men’s Rights?” Says 30-Something Whose Mum Still Does His Laundry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Full time stay at home son, Jesse Wickens (34), never saw himself becoming an activist but has found himself fighting for the...
Senator Canavan Begins Destroying Adani Paper Trail Ahead Of Federal Anti-Corruption Body
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It's been all stations go at the Federal Resources Minister's office today.
With Scott Morrison announcing a new federal anti-corruption body this morning, the Resources...
‘No Fear’ Bumper Sticker Seemingly At Odds With Owners Opinions On Immigrants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Contractor Owen Green (33) has been accused of the hypocrisy of the highest order, as his NO FEAR bumper sticker seems to...
Millennial Begins Enjoying Life After Setting Standards Incredibly Low
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Local millennial Nina Turner (27) claims to have unlocked the key to happiness and is enjoying adult life for the first time...
Group Chat Under The Impression ASIO Gives A Fuck About Their Depraved Bender Videos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local group of mates are up in arms today after the news broke about the new national security laws being passed by...
“War On Christmas” And Other Things Scott Morrison Might Pull Out Of His Arse This Week
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Scott Morrison has refused to release any official notes from his conversation with the New South Wales police commissioner Mick Fuller, and...
Correlation Established Between Doing Shoeys and Yelling ‘Nice Garry’ For No Reason
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A landmark study has been released today finding a direct link between two of society's most painfully obnoxious acts.
The report released by the...
Government Almost As Obsessed With Gay Kids In Catholic Schools As The Priests Are
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Coalition nightwatchman and current Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, has today been unable to get his party to agree that gay kids shouldn't...
