President Trump Has A Great Meeting With Man He Thinks Is Named Malcolm
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Despite a schedule full of watching Fox News and tweeting (almost definitely from the toilet) US President Donald Trump managed to find...
PM Ploughs Through Beyoncè Knowles Discography In Effort To Better Understand The Female Mind
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A desperate Prime Minister Morrison has today made an effort to mend his relationship with the remaining female MPs within his government,...
ARIAS: Label Executives Overheard Discussing Potential Of This New Genre Called Hip Hop
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When it comes to fashion, the guests at the 2019 ARIA Awards have certainly brought it.
So far we've seen frilly pink ensembles...
Sydney Opera House Employ RSA Marshal For First Time Ever Ahead Of Betoota Advocate Roadshow
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For the first time in Australian stage and theatre history, The Sydney Opera House has been forced to hire an RSA Marshal...
Sshhhh Local Rooting Machine Can’t Say Too Much About Schoolies Around Mum, But Yeah
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A formerly awkward teenager has returned back to town after schoolies week with a bit of swag, and a new pair of...
Nearby Bucks Party Looks Like A Horrible Time
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A bunch of awkward blokes that are turning into a bunch of drunk awkward blokes at the TAB the Lord Kidman Hotel...
Emergency Response Crews Called After Huntsman Spotted In Living Room Of Local Sharehouse
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A local sharehouse is currently at panic stations this afternoon after a spider was spotted by two of its residents in the living...
Country Town Hospital In Wine Region Not Struggling For Rural Placements
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The once-struggling Channel Country General Hospital in Bedourie is reportedly sorting through a backlog of thousands of rural placement requests.
This follows the area's...
Cabbie Praised For At Least Mentioning Weather Before Launching Into “Fucking Uber” Rant
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A local Taxi Driver is being lauded with praise today, after managing to squeeze in some weather conversation before launching into his Uber rant.
The...
Local Bushie Blows The Dust Off His Insta Stories After Being Invited Out On Someone’s Boat
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Judging by Tim Bearfoot’s tenth consecutive Instagram story this afternoon, he is on a boat.
The stories have been a mixture of selfie videos...
