Local Woman Posts Heart-Warming Tribute To Dead Childhood Pet On Exclusively Human Medium
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Jane Harris (@ImStillJaneyFromTheBlock) is in mourning today after her childhood dog, Chester, was fatally bitten by a snake while out exploring on her...
Bottles Of Vitamins In Uber Cup Holders Hints At Imminent Pyramid Scheme Pitch
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“Do you have any gum?” Kayla Wakefield asked her Uber driver.
“No, I don’t have any gum, but I do have some cognitive enhancement...
PM Criticised For Not Reporting Possible Criminal Behaviour Within His Religious Community
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Australia's first Pentecostal Christian Prime Minister has today been accused of sticking his head in the sand and not identifying clearly anti-social behaviour...
Local Woman Immediately Regrets Saying Hello To Chirpy Senior Citizen While On Public Transport
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Claire Harris has found herself wishing she kept her mouth shut this morning after a conversation with an old codger on the bus...
Suit Thrown Into Existential Crisis After Being Asked To Tick ‘I’m Not A Robot’ Captcha Box
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A local city worker has been thrown into a state of confusion and self-doubt this afternoon.
This week, the one and only Paul Kelly...
Unemployed Mate Invites Charity Door Knockers Inside For A Billy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Productivity was at an all-time low for local unemployed man Henry Stewart (20) who at approximately 11:30 am today invited a pair of...
Suit Listening To Kendrick With The Windows Down Wants You To Know He’s A Thinker
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Pedestrians in Betoota’s Old City District have been treated to the music of Compton rapper Kendrick Lamar, courtesy of Liam McKenzie who played...
Dad Struggling To Accept Surge Of Movember Moustache Tourists
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Less than a week in and local dad and humble moustache wearer Omer Demir (55) is already sick of all these Movember moustache...
Christmas Now Close Enough To Write Off Visiting Nan Until Christmas
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With warmer weather and prematurely festive businesses reminding you you’re about to go broke spending money buying presents for people, local man Jacob...
Geoffrey Rush Involved In Low Speed Car Chase Across Harbour Bridge In 1992 White Ford Bronco
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For more than an hour, a white 1993 Ford Bronco has been making its way across metropolitan New South Wales. Behind it, a...
