First-Year Uni Student Manages 3 Whole Sips Of Beer Before Bringing Up ATAR With New Classmates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A South Betoota Polytechnic Student has been heaped with praise for a historic achievement this week.
Sitting down for a beer with some...
Scotty In Dire Need Of A Rugby League Player To Punch The Fuck Out Of A Bouncer Right Now
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As the media continue the siege against the Parliament House rapist protection racket, the Prime Minister is once again treading water without...
Herald Sun Must Have Missed The Memos About Neo-Nazis Attacking Innocent Civilians This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With the AFL season just around the corner, it seems like the Herald Sun is flat out right now.
This comes after the...
Local Triathlete Sets New Personal Best For Post-Race Social Media Upload And Caption
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of our French Quarter residents is a very happy man this morning, it can be confirmed.
Brett Wilson is feeling particularly content...
Australians Currently Relying On Fired Up Cabbies For News Updates
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
News-hungry Australians who have no contact with the outside world apart from tv, radio, telephone, newspapers, the internet or looking out the window...
Frydenberg’s Media Code Hospital Pass Starting To Look A Lot Like Turnbull’s NBN Hospital Pass
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The nightmare that has been the government's media bargaining code is starting to look like the type of self-sabotage that a Prime Minister...
Jenny Tells PM To Look At Facebook Changes As If His Own Daughters Were Independent Newspapers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the nation and the government try to frantically wrap their head around what the fuck happened this morning, our federal empathy consultant...
Pop Now Avid Supporter Of Refugees And Climate Action After 1 Day Without Sky News On Facebook
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Pop has revealed he's seeing the world in a new light today.
The 73-year-old retired fitter and turner from Betoota Grove...
Melbourne Yuppie Who First Voted Labor At 45 Will Take A Motherfucker’s Life For Dan Andrews
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An inner-north Melbourne architect has this week once again emphasised that she has no qualms with nailing her flag to her premier...
Jenny Convinces PM To Stop Throwing Bricks From Grand Parade Overpass: “Think Of Our Girls”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is taking a stand to ensure that people are safe from being hit by bricks when...
