r/AusFinance Redditter Starts New Thread To Double Check Everyone Knows He’s Got Over $650k In Assets
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
“How do you start with nothing and build a portfolio of assets valued at over $650k?” This was the question posed to members of subreddit, r/AusFinance, by prolific Redditter, Romes_Chariots, at 2:11 AM this morning.
As most of Australia’s millionaires of tomorrow will tell you, r/AusFinance is the subreddit that deals with all things Australian personal finance; budgeting, saving,...
World’s Scientists And Economists Begin Questioning Their Life Work After Tony Abbott Labels Them A Cult
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
1000's of highly trained experts have today been cast into an existential crisis, after a sledgehammer blow from an Australian intellectual.
Members of the fields of science and economics are currently question the value of their life's work, after being informed by Tony Abbott that they are members of a 'climate cult that will eventually be discredited.'
The...
Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prince of Penrith looks set to become the Prince of Australia, after it was finally confirmed that he is loved up with Australian Royalty.
Nathan Cleary was yesterday spotted with Matildas and table topping Manchester City superstar Mary Fowler, after rumours had swirled for months about a budding romance between the pair.
Knocking NFL Tight End Travis...
Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men...
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
NRL stars Jack Wighton and Latrell Mitchell have this week been found innocent, after a 10 month long battle with lying senior ACT cops and the Canberra legal system.
The saga has caused countless headlines in a media landscape obsessed with bringing certain types of people down, and began after the two young Indigenous men were arrested on a...
Kim Kardashian Releases Range Of Male Undies That Makes You Look Like You Have A Stiffy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The world of fashion is all set to experience another exciting trend, it can be confirmed today.
Celebrity icon Kim Kardashian has today revealed a stunning new male underwear line, that has set tongues wagging around the globe.
Famous for being famous, Kardashian is releasing a line of male undies that come with an inbuilt 'stiffy feature.'
The...
“Accommodation Is So Expensive” Says Man Blindsided By News Christmas Happens Same Time Every Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke has made a profound discovery this morning as he uncovers the news that Christmas lands on the 25th of December each and every calendar year.
The revelation comes as local air conditioning installer Steve Twitt (36) has decided for once in his life he’ll look further into the future than the oncoming weekend,...
NSW Police Respond To ONEFOUR Documentary With A Return Diss Track On YouTube
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
New South Wales Police have decided to respond to the recent One Four documentary with their very own diss track, after the scathing doco exposed the police to several years of harassment against the rap group.
Now available on all streaming platforms, the brutal diss track, titled, "Hide For Cover" has left many baffled at the PR stunt.
With flares,...
Joint Insta Up For Grabs As Neither Side Of Breakup Wants It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A once in a lifetime opportunity to score a rare piece of internet real estate has popped up as a lucrative joint Instagram account is now up for grabs.
The Insta account in question is @MadzAndMarkDoAdventurz, a joint venture by recently estranged couple Maddy Liedel and Mark Dronger where they once shared their sporadic travel content from the regional Australia tourist hotspots of Mt Quilby, Magpie...
FINANCE | Owning Your House Outright Is Something Younger People Should Start Considering To Alleviate Cost Of Living Pain
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Many Betootanese attend my weekly wealth management seminars down at the Old City District’s State Library. They know that in my seminars, I don’t shy away from telling it how it is.
And this is how it is: Owning your own house outright is something younger people should start considering to alleviate cost of living...
Woman’s Lockdown Roller Skates Now Hot Marketplace Commodity As Halloweeners Rush To Nail Barbie
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local girl is set to pocket a nice wad of tax-free cash this week as she looks to offload some unused purchases from her time in lockdown.
Like many Aussies that attempted to rebrand their personality during the pandemic, Betoota wedding celebrant Sara-Lee Henderson (25) went looking for a new hobby during those grim months when...
