Local Man Joins Albo And Dutton In Pausing From Work Today To Show Respect To The Pope
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A Betoota Heights man has today taken some time to himself, after a tough 24 hours.
Brangus Graham says he’s taken the day off...
Chunk Of Beautiful Old Growth Forest Ends Life As Piece Of Shit Wood Chips In Children’s Playground
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A strip of pristine natural beauty has today spoken out about its impending fate.
A local chunk of old growth forest in NSW’s Great...
Pope Francis Dies Attempting To Finish A Crème Egg
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The world has today been rattled by some big news to finish the Easter Weekend.
The head of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis...
Galactic Trade Federation Responds To Trump Tariffs With An Invasion Of The Planet Naboo
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In response to Trump, the Trade Federation has launched a full-scale invasion of the peaceful planet Naboo — just 48 hours after U.S....
NSW Doctors Strike Off To A Rough Start As Bystanders Struggle To Read The Union’s Picket Signs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDoctors across NSW have today started day one of their three day strike, in the hopes to win improvement with their working...
Piastri Slips Into Button-Up Check Shirt, Baggy Jorts And Downs A Pint In New Aussie Gen Z Tradition
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One of Australia's brightest young stars is today taking some time out to enjoy himself, after a huge weekend.
The young fella from...
30-Something Corporate About To Face Performance Review Hypes Self With Entire Get Rich or Die Tryin’ Album
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A local hustler from the mean streets of Betoota Grove is today preparing for a huge test.
The new finance analyst at some...
Temu Trump Says Albanese Is A Poofter For Not Blowing Up Chinese War Ships In The Tasman Sea
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The Federal Opposition leader is being widely criticised today for using a historical slur against gay men.
The Australian public are once again being...
Australia Celebrates International Day Of Forests By Seeing If Blinky Bill Can Still Outrun A Bulldozer
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The nation has today kicked off a big environmental day in style!
With the International Day of Forests rolling around, Australia has looked to...
Productivity Levels Plummet To Record Lows As Excel Spreadsheet Girlie Locks Into Afterpay Day
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The Productivity Commissioner has been put on high alert today as a major incident takes place across the country.
The Commission said they’ve seen...
