Say What You Want About The Independents, But At Least They’re Hot
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As the weary nation either prepares to vote (or completely tune out from politics because they’ve voted early), a last minute study has...
Policrastination: The Professional Politician’s Guide To Procrastination With Purpose
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In some exciting news for aspiring politicians and political staffers, one of Australia’s longest serving members of parliament has released a new book...
Last Minute Polls Show ‘Political Immaturity’ Of Australians Is Really Hurting Coalition
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The Opposition is today frantically trying to do what it can to mature the Australian population.
This comes as the majority of the country...
Last Minute Polls Show ‘Political Immaturity’ Of Australians Is Really Hurting Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Opposition is today frantically trying to do what it can to mature the Australian population.
This comes as the majority of the...
“Renewables Are Great, But What We Need Is More Gas” (To Sell Overseas And Buy Back At Eye-Wateringly Inflated Prices) Says Sky News Uncle
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A purveyor of common sense has today explained to The Advocate the solution to the nation’s energy woes.
Local Sky News Uncle Andrew Garlick...
Liverpool Fan Not Coming To Work Today
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A local member of Arne Slot's Red Army has today informed his boss that he is not feeling very well today.
Joe Grieve...
Australian Patriot Finally Buries The Hatchet With Turkey After Swinging By Kebab Joint After ANZAC Day
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A proud Australian man has finally let go of his previous grievances with the Ottoman Empire and its subsequent nation Türkiye after chowing...
Shockwaves Felt Around The World As Staunch Irish Activists Denounce Israel
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The world is currently coming to terms with a brave new reality that confronts it - that provocative performers say things that provoke...
Coalition To Win Back Moderate Centre By Preferencing One Nation In 127 Seats
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Peter Dutton has today finally revealed a plan to win back the moderate centre of Australia who have been deserting his party in...
