Peter V’Landys Spends Morning Mulling Over Which Rule He Feels Like Changing This Week
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NRL Supremo Peter V'Landys has had another productive Friday morning, it can be confirmed today.
Speaking to The Advocate this morning, V'Landys explained...
Liberals To Resurrect Party By Following Generous Advice Of Extremely Popular Oligarch
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As the internal head hunting begins amongst what's left of the Liberal Party, a glowing light has appeared.
Shining bright onto the party'...
Ozempic Stuns On The Met Gala Red Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTAs the 2025 Met Gala wraps up, it should come as no surprise that the award for best dressed has been awarded to...
US Announces New Anti-Bluey Tariff To Combat Influence Of That “Damn Blue Dog”
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President Donald Trump has made moves to fight the growing international influence of Australian media, singling out Bluey as...
Clive Palmer Bows Out Of Politics, Promising To Waste Next 100 Million On Discovering Whether 100 Men Could Beat A Gorilla In A Fight
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In a huge win for 98% of the nation, Clive Palmer has today confirmed he will be bowing out of politics.
The loud...
Nation’s Journalists Currently Conducting A Masterclass On Waffling Until The Results Come Through
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From Byron Bay to Bunbury, the nation's journalists are going through their warm ups, ahead of the their grand final really heating up....
This Election Shit Is Pretty Much Done And It’s Friday Afternoon. Here’s A Photo Of Sydney Sweeney
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Yep, put a fork in this election campaign, because it's done.
Whatever happens in the next 24 hours, happens.
Whoever fumbles, whoever clutches,...
Brooki Bakehouse Dragged Into Federal Election After Scomo Alleges His Raw Chicken Curry Recipe Was Stolen Too
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The Federal Election campaign has just taken an extremely weird twist today.
With polls roughly 24 hours away from closing around the country,...
Albanese Stays True To Cavoodle Ownership By Telling Every Fucking Person He Meets About It
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is today making one last pitch to voters, to remind them that he owns a Cavoodle.
Named Toto.
The...
Economists Discover You Can Make More Money Off Forests By Not Chainsawing Them To Shit
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A few of the miserable pointy heads who craft Australian economic policy - also known as economists - have been rattled by some...
