Malcolm Turnbull Wins The Hearts And Minds Of The Bush By Calling The Nats ‘Pig Headed Scatterbrained Vacuous Fools’ Who Are ‘Fundamentally Eroding The Geometric Topology Of The Nation’s...
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A former Prime Minister of the country has today lashed out at the current establishment.
After a week of mudslinging between the Libs...
Nats Send A ‘U Up?’ Text To The Liberals After Realising Nobody Else Wants To Get Fucked By Them
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The National Party of Australia have today been forced to send the humiliating 'U Up' message, after a tough couple of days out...
Bloke At Mitre 10 Shudders After Hearing Local Weekend Warrior’s Extremely Dangerous Plan
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A local hardware store employee has today been left shaking his head, after a rather interesting interaction with a customer.
Cameron Ramsey-Matthews found...
Nationals Book Motorbike Tour Of South East Asia After Coming Out Of Long Term Relationship
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The country's primary regional political party has today taken a big step forward in its journey of self-discovery.
The Nationals have reportedly booked...
Landlord Who Hiked Rent 3 Times In Last 3 Years Goes Quiet On Dropping Rent After Latest Rate Cut
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A pair of middling local property moguls have today spoken to The Advocate after the Reserve Bank's latest meeting.
Alistair and Wendy Whitely-Smith...
Billy Slater Selects 17 Queenslanders To Do The Job For Queensland In Queensland Because They’re Queenslanders Mate
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The coach of our great state has today hit out at the critics of Queensland's Origin team.
Speaking to reporters this morning after...
World’s Media Starting To Reluctantly Echo The Protesters They’ve Been Ignoring For Two Years
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The majority of the world's major commercial media networks are this week slowly coming to terms with a new reality that faces them....
Albanese Has Phone Stolen After Trying To Take A Selfie At Trevi Fountain
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The Australian Prime Minister has ended his time in Rome on a somewhat sour note, it can be confirmed today.
Anthony Albanese has...
Woman Gets Through An Entire Mozart Repertoire Before Getting Onto Customer Service Rep
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A local university student has today spent a productive couple of hours mindlessly scrolling her social media.
The cause for the wormhole comes...
Regional High School Teacher Brings Class Into Line By Absolutely Humiliating The Big Dog
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A local Year 10 history teacher has today pulled out a tried and tested method of behaviour management.
Mr Quandooley did so a...
