Iraq Announces Invasion Of US To Protect America’s Freedom From Totalitarian Regime
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The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community.
Iraq's government has announced an imminent plan to...
Oh No. America Might Tear Up Our $368 Billion Deal For 8 Pointless Submarines That Won’t Arrive For 30 Years
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The nation has woken up to some devastating news today.
On top of the passing of music icon and Beach Boys legend Brian...
Israel Still Denying Strategically Starving Palestinians Despite Arresting Anyone That Tries To Bring Them Food
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Israel has today publicly reiterated its commitment to stopping the people of Gaza from dying from preventable causes like starvation, illness and gunfire....
Tottenham Sack Ange After He Breaks Tradition And Actually Wins Something
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The most laughable club in the English Premier League has today done what they do best, and embarrassed themselves again.
After decades of...
Elon Musk Wakes Up From Most Recent Ketamine Binge With Sinking Feeling He’s Done Something Stupid
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTREAL DONALD TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES: As he stirs awake on his couch with one nostril clogged and his head pounding,...
Outrage As Former Sport Star Who Is Very Marketable And Has A Massive Literary Following Gets A Book Deal
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The literary and social media community are still reeling from an apparently shocking revelation.
Booktokers and distinguished unpublished/self-published authors around the country and...
Piastri Says F1 A Piece Of Piss Compared To Dodging Trams Through Melbourne’s Hook Turns On His Ls
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Australia's newest sporting starlet has today spoken to The Advocate about his journey to the F1.
In an exclusive sit down, Piastri offered...
America Calls On Australia To Boost Military Spending. AKA Give Heaps More Money To US Arms Companies
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The United States of America has called on Australia and it's allies to 'do more' when it comes to defence.
US Defense Secretary...
Lol. Soft Cocks
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
After a couple of weeks of carrying on like fucking pork chops, the National Party have today decided to give their chest...
Grown Adult Ruins Delicious Lamb Roast With Mint Jelly
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A full grown adult male has today been accused of some rather juvenile behaviour.
Angus Broderick, a 35-year-old from Betoota Heights did so...
