Local Genius Reaches To The Back Of The Fridge And Gets Milk With 4 Day Later Expiry Date
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A local man is today being heaped with praise by his friends, family and the wider community after a GENIUS power play.
Walking...
The Smell Of England Reaches Mainland Europe After Soap Dodgers Experience 33 Degree Day
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The European mainland is today buckling under another oppressive weather event.
On top of the much maligned heatwave that has spread across the...
Elon Musk Makes A Very Powerful Enemy As Papou’s 60-Year-Old Parking Spot Gets Replaced By EV Sign
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Australia's transition to electric vehicles has hit a road block in Betoota's Flight Path District this week, as a vocal detractor emerges from...
Dormant Middle Class Rugby Tragic Emerges From His Post-Folau Slumber Ahead Of Lions Tour
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HE'S BACK: The British and Irish Lions have touched down in Australia, ahead of their opening match against the Western Force at Perth...
MAGA Bro’s Bone Spurs Really Flaring Up This Week
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One of New York's most fortunate sons has today spoke to The Advocate about his physical condition.
Alistair Hucksley-Higgins, a 34-year-old finance guy...
Trump Suggests Regime Change At Northland Shopping Centre
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US President Donald Trump has issued a stark warning to the management of Melbourne's Northland Shopping Centre, declaring the...
Without Green Day On The Radio, Americans Blindly Support President Trump’s Decision To Go To War
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As President Trump enters war with Iran, it appears that America is lacking a counter-culture.
In an increasingly fractured media landscape, the White House...
PM Puts Our Last Serviceable Dedicated Bomber On Standby In Case America Gives Us The Call Up
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The Prime Minister has confirmed that Australia is once again ready to contribute meaningfully to America's next war effort,...
We Ask Everyday Queenslanders Their Thoughts On Maroons Coach Billy Slater Being Called ‘A Grub’
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The soap opera of rugby league is dishing out twists and turns every couple of hours in the lead up to Game 2...
World Comforted To Know The President Of America Thinks Two Heavily Armed Countries Might Need To ‘Fight It Out’
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News consumers around the world have this week been stoked to see tensions flare up between two regional superpowers, while a global superpower...
