Loss Of The 200k Case Announced As Worst Instance Of Shrinkflation In Australian History
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A damning report on the state of consumer economics has today revealed the greatest case of 'shrinkflation' in history.
The report commissioned by...
Lee Harding’s Seminal 2006 Hit ‘Wasabi’ Shortens Into Favouritism For Hottest 100 Australian Songs
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The countdown to the Hottest Australian Song of all time is rapidly hurtling towards the Australian public this week.
With votes closed and...
PM Tells Customs Officers He Has No Idea How All Those Chinese Breath Mints Got Into His Luggage
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A returning Australian traveller has today been forced to face the music.
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has had to front customs officers...
Report: The Lights Go Out And I Can’t Be Saved
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Social media users around the country have today woken up to a stunning moment from a Coldplay concert.
With the band treating it's...
Man Who Hasn’t Been Bush Since Year 6 Camp Explains What The German Backpacker Should Have Done Differently
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A local Sydney man who hasn't been to the bush since year 6 camp, has finally broken his silence on what he would...
Former Silk Road Customer Shudders After Remembering How Much Bitcoin He Put Up His Nose In 2012
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A local man has today been hit by his monthly sharp pang of regret, after being accosted by the price of Bitcoin....
Local Woman Entering Wedding Season Takes Out A Mortgage To Cover Wave Of Looming Hen’s Parties
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A late 20s city woman has today sat down with The Advocate to explain the financial plight she finds herself in.
Andrea Lam...
Famously Sooky Driver Gets Famously Sooky Team Boss Booted From Team
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The world of expensive motor car racing is abuzz today, after news that one of the sport's most prominent figures has been given...
Flakiest Mate In Group Chat Urged Not To Wait Until Pyrotechnics To Say That Something’s Come Up
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A local Tom has come under fire from his wider family and friendship network.
The local man, who has a chocolate bar named after...
British And Irish Lions At Risk Of Being Swept 3-0 After Wallabies Clinically Demolish Fiji
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A touring party of Poms, Scots, Irish (and a Welshman*, maybe?) are today trying to wrap their head around what lies in store...
