Bob Odenkirk Lives Out Suburban Man’s Dream Of Flogging Disrespectful Randoms Disturbing His Holiday
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A rather unlikely assassin has this week provided a local man with a much needed dopamine hit.
Hutch Mansell, played by Bob Odenkirk, was...
Unlimited Screen Time Creates Generation Of Kids Who Sound Like They Went To An International School In Singapore
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The South Betoota Polytechnic Academy of Phonetics And Speech Study has today dropped a bombshell new report.
Built off the back of nearly...
Tasmania Set To Reappoint Jeremy Rockliff As Premier Ahead Of Next Year’s Election
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The fabled island of Tasmania has today appointed it's new leader, after a long southern conclave.
According to the scribe received by The...
Japan To Heavily Discount These Warships If They Can ‘Research’ Australian Waters On The Way Here
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The blockbuster warship deal with Japan has taken a weird turn this afternoon, after a bit of a curve ball from our northern...
Pub Offers Decently Priced Sunday Roast
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The Bearded Woodpecker in Betoota's French Quarter district has this week been praised for a landmark move.
In what is hoped will inspire...
Emerging Musician Cracks Triple J Airwaves With Nostalgic Tradie Anthem
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An emerging Aussie artist has done the unthinkable this week - cracking the elusive Triple J airwaves and proving that the beloved youth...
Jeez Glad We Followed These Fair-weather Friends Into Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan And Every Other War They’ve Started Over The Last Century
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War hawks across the country's media and political class are today desperately trying to see what is wrong with America.
This comes after...
Liberals Begin Making Effort To Win Back Female Voters By Announcing Man Drought Stimulus Package
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The Leader of the Opposition has today made a huge splash.
Breaking with tradition, Sussan Ley has decided to spend a bit of...
Oscar Piastri Goes Zoom Zoom Zoom
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Australia's favourite starlet has gone ahead and done it again!
Oscar Piastri has gone zoom zoom zoom and won the Belgian Grand Prix...
Defence Lobbyist Behind $368 Billion Arms Deal Weirdly Trying To Drum Up Fear Around China
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A high profile military industrial complex employee has this week made sure to push the case for his industry.
Scott Morrison, the bloke...
