Trainee Bartender Nearly Splits The G For Local Man
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A new employee at a local watering hole has today left some eye brows well and truly raised.
Mitchell Simpson from our town's...
MONA’s David Walsh Recommences Gambling To Help Fund Tassie Devils’ New Stadium
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
In a scene witnesses say looked less like a government funding discussion and more like the opening of a B-grade Hollywood...
Offer Of Free Shit Lures Local Man Into Downloading Another App Onto His Phone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has gone and done it again, it can be confirmed today.
Berrick Watts (28) from the double garage metropolis of Betoota...
Kid Dressed As Ender Dragon From Minecraft Kind Of Defeats The Whole Purpose Of Book Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Book week is in full swing across Betoota (and the rest of the country) today, as hordes of young kids dress up in...
Jim Chalmers Kicks Of Productivity Roundtable By Buying A Whiteboard And Deleting Instagram Off Phone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's much hyped productivity roundtable is off to a cracking start today, it can be confirmed.
This follows weeks of headlines about...
Local Bloke In Heaven As Football Set To Perfectly Kick Off As The Footy Finishes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local fan of blokes running around a ball of various shapes and sizes, is today giving his girlfriend the lay of the...
Victorian Government To Fix The Housing Crisis By Replacing Commission Flats With $2m Units
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT
The Victorian Government has today announced that it will solve the housing crisis once and for all.
The landmark policy will be achieved...
Betoota Advocate Awards David Stratton 5 Stars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation is today mourning the passing of an icon.
British-Australian film critic, journalist and historian David Stratton has passed away at age...
NewsCorp Editors Brainstorm Whether They Can Get Away With Anthony Hamasbanese
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The sharpest minds in traditional media have today come together to try and harness their combined editorial genius.
Editors at Sky, the Daily...
“EVs Are Getting A Free Ride” Says Man Who Drives Spotless ‘Farm Vehicle’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local primary producer from our town's Betoota Plains region has today lashed out at electric vehicles, for the 223rd time this year....
