Right Wing Media Still Pretending Like John Howard Didn’t Create The Blueprint For Record Immigration Levels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the debate about immigration continues to swirl around the nation, it's been confirmed that most of the mainstream media are going to...
Inexperienced Aussie Traveller Fucks Up His Eurotrip By Booking A Week At Blackpool
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
An Australian man on his first trip to Europe has absolutely obliterated his entire holiday after making the devastating mistake of visiting the...
Misty Eyed Bloke In Squat Rack Mustn’t Have Heard From Her In A Few Days
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact
A local dumbbell shifter has been applauded today for showing a rare side of vulnerability.Built like a brick shithouse, boasting arms that...
Jacinta Nampijinpa Price Sacked From Front Bench After Demonising The Wrong Brown People
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The Coalition is once again reeling from an internal spat.
Jacinta Nampijinpa Price has been dumped from the front bench by the Opposition...
Report: A Good Day To Stay Off The Internet
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In some breaking news from planet earth, today is a pretty good day to stay off the internet.
This comes after popular American...
“See U in 11 days:” Ginnivan Slides Into Cats Players’ DMs
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
Hawks livewire Jack Ginnivan has done it again, it can be reported.
The cheeky little bugger appears to be up to his...
Israel Makes The Mistake Of Bombing A Country That’s Hosted A World Cup
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In some breaking news from the Middle East, Israel has gone ahead and bombed another country.
The extremely popular nation of Israel has...
“Blink Twice If You’re Being Held Against Your Will” AFL Community Asks Charlie Curnow
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
The AFL community is watching on with deep concern as a terrifying hostage situation unfolds before their very eyes.
The concern comes...
Man Ditches Food Blog Recipes After Being Told To ‘Massage Kale With Confidence’
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A Betoota Flight Path District man has this week decided to throw in the towel.
“Yeah, I’m flat out done with these bullshit online...
Bloke Whose Parents And Children Are Looked After By Temporary Migrants, Has Indian Delivered By An International Student, Goes To A Skilled Visa Doctor, And Gets Thai Massages –...
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A local Derek from the regional shithole of Yuwannagokunt has today spoken to The Advocate about the events of the weekend.
Travelling to...
