Jim Beam Declared Endangered Species After Wagga Bloke Purchases Country Music Festival Tickets
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The nation of Australia has today received some sad news on the climate and biodiversity front.
A popular species of regional and outer metro...
Local Woman Calls Police To Report A Crime Against Glen Powell’s Beautiful Face
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A local woman has today been forced to call the local authorities after witnessing something awful.
Andrea Thompson from our town’s rapidly gentrifying Flight...
Hilltop Hoods On Standby For NRL Grand Final As Rumours Swirl That Teddy Swims Is Going To Bail
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With the pinnacle of the NRL season hurtling towards the Eastern Seaboard, the games organisers are frantically exploring their options.
Reports leaking out...
Optus To Provide Flares As Part Of Phone Plans To Ensure Customers Can Alert Emergency Services
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The nation's most loved and respected communications company has today had another PR win.
Optus have floored consumers this afternoon by revealing that...
Snoop Dogg Spotted Rocking Kathmandu Puffer, Chinos And RMs After Gaining MCC Access
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In stunning images out of Melbourne this afternoon, global music icon Snoop Doggy Dogg has been spotted rocking a particularly Melbourne outfit.
Calvin...
Geelong Man Prepares To Leave Geelong For The First Time Since 2022 Grand Final
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A Southern mainlander is today preparing for a big trip away from home.
Moolap Highton (28) is packing his things and making plans...
Day 2 Of Bucks Party Sees Entire Group Contract Autism
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A group of local Betoota Men are today picking up the pieces from a rather larger weekend away.
This comes after Benno's Bux...
Canberra Raiders Discreetly Dump 5000 Megalitres Of Lime-Flavoured Milk In Lake Burley Griffin
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The nation's capital is today struggling through a rough Monday.
The glum mood settling in over Canberra comes after one of the most...
Most Shallow Person You Know Going To A Coffee Shop Rave This Weekend
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In some breaking news from Betoota's French Quarter, a rather vacuous mate of mate is going to one of those new fan-dangle coffee...
Major Plot Twist In ‘The Summer I Turned Pretty’ Finale As The River Boys Arrive In Town
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Legions of TSITP fans have today been rattled to their core, as details about the finale of the popular show have leaked.
Growing...
