AFL Opening Round Only Slightly Less Confusing Than Hook Turns
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The Victorian Football League is today yet to comment on the incredibly weird event that was 'Opening Round.'
Renamed from Round Zero or...
Cyclone Alfred Dissipates After Big Tino Fa’asuamaleaui Heads Down To The Goldie To See What’s Up
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Tropical Cyclone Alfred has become ex-tropical Cyclone Aflred, after being put on the gronk hard today.
The erratic and needy weather event has...
Peter Dutton Handcuffed By Liberal Staffers After Being Caught Googling Honolulu Holiday Packages
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The man aspiring to lead the country back on track has had quite the end to his working week.
With his electorate filling...
Conservative Brisbane Voter Pained To Admit The Greens Have Put That Traitor Dutton To Shame
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A Carina man has today been forced to make a big admission.
A former rusted on Liberal voter who know swings more to...
Cyclone Alfred Taking Longer To Arrive Than Australia Post
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The major weather event descending on Queensland and NSW has is taking it's sweet god damn time, it can be confirmed today....
Pauline Takes Matters Into Own Hands By Sailing Out To Meet Cyclone Alfred And Shoot It Down
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As the eastern seaboard prepares for Cyclone Alfred to make landfall, one of the nation's most outspoken figures has today taken affirmative action....
Queenslanders Secretly Love This Shit
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Tropical Cyclone Alfred continues towards Queensland's southern coastline, as local residents continue their diligent preparations for a potentially major weather event.
Originally forecast to...
BOM Consider Giving Cyclone Alfred A Muslim Name So That Peter Dutton Takes It Seriously
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The Bureau Of Meteorology has today made a stunning call.
For the first time in recorded history, the BOM have updated the name...
ScoMo Advises Dutton To Invite The Aussie Cricket Team To One Of His 30 Homes For A Damage Control PR Shoot
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The Leader of the Liberal Party has today received some much needed PR advice from a man who has seen it all.
As...
ABC Currently Providing Serious Bang For That 4 Cents A Day
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The national broadcaster is once again proving its worth to the nation, as the Tropical Cyclone bears down on the Eastern Seaboard.
Famous...
