Peter Dutton Marked Safe At Justin Hemmes Vaucluse Mansion As Cyclone Alfred Looks To Make Landfall Directly On His Electorate
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The nation's savviest share trader has today issued a relieving update for all his friends, family and political followers.
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton...
Temu Trump Says Young Mothers Looking For Work Flexibility Can Just Take Half Pay, Or Get Sacked?
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The leader of the party hoping to take charge of the country after the next election has today issued a strong statement to...
Gold Coast Stores Stripped Bare Of Fake Tan And Teeth Whitener Ahead Of Cyclone Alfred
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The South East Corner and Northern Coast of NSW are battening down the hatches today, as it prepares for Tropical Cyclone Alfred to...
Brisbane Dad Frantically Gets In One Last Mow Before Cyclone Alfred Makes Landfall
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A Capalaba dad has spent this morning frantically preparing for what is shaping up as one of the most significant weather events in...
Zelenskyy Promises To Bring Bratty Kid And Dress Like A Goofy Tech Billionaire For Next Meeting With Trump
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Ukraine's President is today taking his medicine, after copping a body blow in the Oval Office this weekend.
In an exclusive interview with...
Trump Crosses The Line After Posting AI Video Showing Him As A Giant Gold Statue Out The Front Of Suncorp
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The President of The United States has finally done what many thought was impossible.
This afternoon Australian time, Donald Trump crossed the line....
England Lose A Game Of Cricket In A Dignified Manner Without Blaming Anyone Else
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Less than 2 months in to 2025, the world has been treated to the most shocking story of the year.
The English Cricket...
Anthony Green To Retire From ABC After Finally Perfecting His Horse Racing Algorithm
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The face of political number crunching and analysis has finally done it.
Antony Green, the Chief Election Analyst at the ABC has revealed...
Pop’s Ears Prick Up After Hearing About An Ice Cream That Also Has Custard
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A local grandfather of 9 has today heard some welcome good news.
In a climate filled with conflict, disunity and growing inequity, Albert Johnson...
Bloke With Entire Return And Earn Worth Of BSc Energy Drink Cans In Ute Assures Girlfriend It’s ‘The Healthy One’
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A man with a noticeably carbonated blood stream has today had a come to Jesus conversation with his partner.
Local sparky Brett Philips has...
