Drake Spotted Enjoying The Famous Thursday Night At The ‘Teenwood’ In North Sydney
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One of the world's biggest artists has caused a splash in Sydney this week, after an impromptu night out at a famous venue....
Walking Comorbidity Who Doesn’t Pay His Workers Updates Party Slogan “To Honour Above All”
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The AliExpress version of Donald Trump has this week made a splash ahead of the looming federal election.
Clive Palmer has announced a...
Liberal Party Begs Their Leader To Please Not Attend Father Gerald Ridsdale’s Funeral
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The Liberal Party of Australia are today putting their heads together to figure out a plan.
The plan in question involves how to...
Daily Telegraph Deny Ridiculous Claims That They’ve Made A Business Out Of Antagonising Muslims
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The Daily Telegraph have today responded to the 'outlandish' and 'disgusting' claims levelled against them over the last couple of days.
The national...
The Rainbow Fish Set To Be Banned From All Childcares As Part Of Key Temu Trump Election Policy
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The man who the polls are currently predicting will be the next Prime Minister of the country, has today dropped a bombshell announcement...
Temu Trump To Take Over East Timor And Claim It For Australia: “The Mooloolaba Of Indonesia”
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The man hoping to ride a surging wave of cheap populism to the highest job in the country, has finished the week with...
Suburban Footy Coach Starts Pre-Season By Running Highly Ambitious Plays He Saw On TV
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The Betoota Mutts 2nd Grade coach has started the season with a bang this week!
Rod Phillips (59) has done so by giving...
Local Son Gets Flash New Job On Merit Of His Dad Being Mates With One Of The Partners
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A fine young man from our town's Betoota Grove District is today basking in all his glory.
This comes after the graduate from...
Body Composition Scan Reveals Local Concreter Is 87% BSc Energy Drink 13% Meat Pie
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A man of the slab has today shocked scientists by providing them with a rather historic body composition scan.
In a world first, the...
Temu Trump Confirms Plans to Rename New South Wales to New South Australia
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The man currently doing his best to imitate the President of the United States has today offered a bold new election policy.
Temu...
