Temu Trump Promises To Appoint Pete Evans As The Health Minister If He Wins Election
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The man hoping to be the nation's next Prime Minister has today reconfirmed his commitment to emulating the new President of the United...
Report: Extremely Bad Evening To Be A Parked Car Or Street Light In Philadelphia
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The sixth most populous city in America is tready to party like it's 2018 again.
Philadelphia is currently lifting the roof off, as...
Local Degenerate Has A Bet On Every Single Element Of Super Bowl From Anthem To Gatorade
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A local man is today sporadically scrolling through a children's novel length of bets, in between sips of American beer.
The degenerate husband...
Australian Man With No Sense Of Local Community Or National Identity Really Excited For Super Bowl!
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A local Betoota Heights man is today locked and loaded.
Brad Angus (32) from our town's pebblecrete canvas is currently ripping into a...
“Well That’ll Learn Him” Says Dad After Youngest Earns 6 Months Of The Push Bike Treatment
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Local dad, Bryce Gillis (62) is usually one to stick up for his dead shit sons no matter how badly they’ve fucked up.
No...
Radical Idea Proposed To Resolve Gaza Situation: Stop Bombing The Absolute Fuck Out Of It
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Geopolitical experts around the world have today been rattled by a shocking new proposal out of a little town in rural Queensland, Australia....
Albanese Kindly Volunteers To Broker A Ceasefire Between Anna Paul And Mikaela Testa
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The country's Prime Minister has today stepped up to try and end a major conflict that's threatening to spill over.
In an exclusive...
Boyfriend Way Too Across This Anna Paul v Mikaela Testa Beef
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A local boyfriend has today shown his hand a little too early, it can be confirmed.
Brenton Michaels (29) from Betoota's French Quarter...
Kerr Actually Behaving Pretty Good For A Half-Pissed Perth Girl Who’s Been Hauled Into The Cop Shop Over A Cab Fare At 3AM
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Matildas Captain and Chelsea star Sam Kerr has faced court again, in her running dispute with the London police over alleged racial abuse....
“DUDE This NBA Trade Is Crazy!” Says Vanilla Office Guy From Upper Middle Class Household
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A local spreadsheet wrangler who works in the finance industry has today taken some time to explain to The Advocate just how big...
